*cough* ok erm where do you want me to start
this is the picture of mine which has been on chat recently - it started out as a raw ,clean, chicken breast
OTHER life lessons ive learnt the hard way, just the ones off the top of my head....
1. dont put foil in the microwave - or tins, forks, jars, etc... actually, just all metal!
2. cover food thats in the microwave or itll explode everywhere
3. just because something is 'oven cook for 6 minutes' does not mean you can substitute 'microwave for 6 minutes'
4. as above, but instead use 'grill' in the place of 'microwave'
5. the rule 'dont stick a knife in the toaster' also applies to forks, spoons, etc.
6. the rice and the pasta dont WANT to boil dry,
7. not all pizza is placed directly onto oven shelf
8. not all meat can be eaten rare, and black on the outside does not always mean cooked the whole way through
9. dont flip pancakes with too much enthusiasm, especially if you arent guaranteed to catch
10. just because you have turned off a hob ring, does not mean its immediately cold
my main problem is getting distracted while cooking. that said, im very much getting better, with time, patience and practice.
thats all i can think of for now, folks dont judge me too harshly!