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I second this idea.

I don't think he'll be doing it in full-on Glaswegian or anything. His regular accent is pretty watered down anyway, he's worked in England so much. I tend to find that he speaks much clearer than many Englishmen. He's easy to understand, I don't think you'll have any problems, and even if you do, you'll learn from it and get used to it quite quickly.

INSEPARABLE Starring Benedict Cumberbatch (twice) and Natalie Press. Really rather excellent short film. Made me a little bit weepy.

One incarnation of the Doctor can look older, and then the next can look younger again. Hartnel was older, Troughton was slightly younger, Pertwee was older, Baker was slightly younger, Davidson was the youngest ever until Matt came along, Baker the second was older than Davidson, McCoy was born the same year as Baker, McGann was younger... And on and on it goes. Also, it's been more or less confirmed that Peter will be playing the role with his own accent. And, for your entertainment and nothing really to do with Doctor Who, have a video and the knowledge that Peter Capaldi and Craig Ferguson are old pals: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5N6sLZq-78

I try. And yes, the media is, quite simply, a bitch. That's why we must be the media! Thank you once again for reviewing!

I have some experience with strangulation fetish, actually... NOT on the receiving end, that scares the crap out of me, but I have been the one doing the pretend strangling (that's scary, too, of course). And it's only dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. First time I did it I was really freaked out, but... The response of my partner... Erm, I'm gonna just not get into any more detail about that here, it's kind of inappropriate. It's been said that all PR is good PR, and it's very possible that this article is only going to help Ben, in the end. That said, having your private life, old drug habits and things you've done in bed laid out in display like that is kind of awful. Thanks for another long amazing review, you are magnificent!

Ben is, at times, stupidly selfless and well-meaning and a little bit naïve. It's what's stopped him from becoming yet another cynical Hollywood hack, really. Thanks for reviewing once again!

Squeeee!!!! That's all I can say. This was such a fantastic ending! Loved every second of it, babe.

*flail* That scene, that sex scene, oh my fucking god, I nearly came! Also, the alley with all the jewellers... I've been there, haven't I?

Thank you! I'm very happy you're enjoying it.

Thank you! I'm glad you found it believable. That's what I was going for. I think I just got a bit tired of portraying imperfect but ultimately functional people and relationships. I just wanted to do something that was utterly lifelike and dysfunctional. And flitter is a funny word! Thanks for reviewing!

CHAPTER NINE The Return of the Past Mark’s breath was hot in his ear, his bare chest pressed against Ben’s own. The heat and firmness of his body accentuated his words. ‘Fuck, I’ve missed you so much, I need you so, you have no idea!’ Ben had hardly had time to put his luggage down before Mark had been on him. He had given him a spare key to his flat before he left, with instructions on how to look after his orchids while he was away. The result of this was that when Ben had entered his fl

I mostly just really have a thing for relationships that aren't all lovey-dovey, I think. I mean, cute and romantic is great, but emotionally damaged is so much more interesting! Thanks for all your encouragement!

Long review! I love your long reviews, they always make me so happy! Yeah, these two are both plenty damaged. Possible future forays into their relationship may reveal whether or not they are at all redeemable. I really want to explore what the deal is with Marcus and his dad. Since I wrote this from Jacob's point of view, I know about as much about it as you do, though I'm sure Marcus will tell me more when I give him a voice. As I tole Nephy below, I think I'd probably run out of material if I were to write a whole novel in this sort of voice, but a series of short stories is not entirely out of the question. I've been told that 'twat' is a very British expression and that many Americans might not understand it, though it's possible that I've been misinformed. Then again, it's a big country, what you know might not be what everyone knows. Thank you so, so much for this review, and I'm really, really happy that you seem to have enjoyed this story as well, even if it was very... different.

Yes, fag is fairly established British slang for cigarette. Glad you liked it! Thanks for your review!

Good, I did something right, then. I'm glad you enjoyed the dialogue, and I like that you found it interesting. Thanks for reviewing!

I like a bit of abuse here and there, too. Especially when a relationship is mutually abusive and unhealthy. No one really has the upper hand in this one, they're both equally damaged and equally angry, and that makes it really very balanced, I think. I'm really glad you enjoyed it! I'm considering at least doing a sequel from Marcus's point of view, though I think I would probably run out of material if I tried to make a novel out of this.

Now, there's a fun idea, though of course Mark has his own dreams and things he'd like to do. One shouldn't live one's life just for one's lover. I'm glad you responded so emotionally to this chapter, though. Makes me happy to know that people care about these characters as much as I do. Thank you for reviewing! <3

Thanks for reviewing!

Haha! Well, thanks for the honesty. I think it'll be really interesting to see what people think of this one. I wanted to do something different, so... Thank you for reviewing!

After asserting that he really can’t be all that drunk because he only had two fingers of whisky and a few beers, and there must be some other reason he’s draped over Marcus like some stumbling zombie, what Jacob means to say is, ‘Who am I shitting? I am utterly carparked.’ What he says is, ‘Fuck! Who am I fucking? I’m not drunk!’ He realises as he’s saying it that that’s not what he meant to say at all, but it seems a bit late for that, and anyway, how can he be expected to think properly w

Marcus is the maladjusted, borderline sadistic and really quite brilliant editor-in-chief of the campus newspaper, and Jacob wants him. The only problem is that Jacob is just about as maladjusted and out of touch as the object of his desire. Contains gratuitous swearing and a bit of a masochist kink. Part 1 of The F*cking Trilogy

Didn't stop Frank Herbert.

I don't think we should use dice. That's gonna be really difficult for people who aren't used to playing RPGs.

Robert Downey Jr. and his absolutely every part of his body.