Phil Martinez entered the kitchen without making any noise; the woman at the sink rinsing dishes did not notice when he crept up behind her. “Happy New Year, Maria,” he said, as he wrapped his arms around her and kissed the side of her face.
“¡Ay, Dios mio! Me vas a dar un ataque al corazón, Felipe. ¿Y por que estás desnudo?”
“Yeah, bro… Why are you trying to give Abuela a heart attack and why are you naked?”
Phil twirled around to face the speaker. His younger brother, Matt, sat at