The_Jordanator

Aaaaugh, Whinge binge Wednesday! I laughed at out loud to drpaladin's Whinge just now so on that note, HE'S OUR WINNER FOR THIS WEEK!!! WHINGE. ER. OF THE WEEK! WHINGER OF THE WEEK! WHINGE. ER. OF THE WEEK! WHINGER OF THE WEEK! My Whinge this week is going to be technology based. Technology is great. Everyone loves it. Except when things don't work or when techinical problems occur. My Whinge is about the extremely limited file size of GA members upload allowance here. Want to post a mp3 podcast. Has to be hard. Video? Way to big. New profile pic? Nah, file too big. So I'm gonna say a hearty 'screw you!' to limited file sizes. And that's my Whinge. What's your Whinge? Share it with us, especially if you want to carry on the tech theme. Winner announced next week

Chapter 5.0 "At about this stage of testing, previous test subjects have been found to discontinue their cooperation. Please note that on the first sign of defiance, including unnecessary loitering, you will be transferred to the chamber where all unwilling test subjects are put. Not that you'll actually get to talk to them, unless you have the ability to speak to the dead." Well that was comforting. I'd better not cross my arms and say harrumph to the whole thing. Which is a shame because I w

Wanna hear a 16 minute and a half video of me shouting random banter in your ears? Have a listen! This is my first podcast slash voice memo slash audio clip so here you go. Note: it contains the 'PB' word, is quite ameuteur and could take a while to load. Do have a listen anyway https://vimeo.com/133443784

Omigod it's Eews-day Tuesday! This forum is getting quite popular actually, so much to the fact that Menace has already contributed this weeks EDT story. And it made me go eew! The winner of last weeks EDT is....Celethiel! That by far is gross Cele. Now my turn. I was trying to think of something to post on here when I remembered this very horrible and gross story. Me and my family were in a Sydney Hotel and Dad, my sis and me decided to go jump in the spa pool on one night. When we got there, we found a middle aged man by himself in the spa. When he saw us, he suddenly paled and looked quite fidgety and nervous. He actually got out of the pool and left so that didn't worry us. Dad and my sis hopped in the spa straight away, but I delayed a little because I think I was taking off my watch or something. But I'm glad I didn't hop in with them, because my sis says: "Hey, what's that stuff in my hair and in my ear?" Dad also agrees because he has the same problem. They look at me and when I look at them, I notice the jelly-like, milky stuff sticking to their hair and faces!!!! Bet you can't top that! Share your Eews day Tuesday story with us!

Chapter 8 As we walked through the front door, I marveled at how quickly I had gotten here. It had only been yesterday that I'd met Malachi. Only yesterday. And now I'm in his house! This is amazing!His home was warm, and had a unique scent that I liked. The house was the lovely scent of Malachi, seemed to have tripled."Hi Mama!" He called out.No response."Funny," he noted, "the door was unlocked. She can't have gone out.""Maybe your Mom's in the bathroom." I suggested. "Or outside in the backy

Eeeewwwww!

Hahaha If I ever have a straight friend like that, that would be awesome

Congrats to Kitt who wears the Whinging crown of Wednesday for this week! Today I'm going to Whinge about the hate I've been receiving on here for my well..., less than fortunate comments and sayings. It's a little frustrating because I can't speak as freely as I normally do without offending someone. I deserve it I guess, but when I can't stop the backlash, all I can do is Whinge. What's your Whinge for this week? Share it with us to earn the crown of Whinge for this week!

Eeeeww!!! Can anyone top Black Logan?

Ok....thanks all, I think I've made my decision now

I'm still feeling regret over my US Marines and Gay Marriage Mock-up. Not a good idea as I have learnt. But what I'm still tossing my head around over is the term 'punk bitch'. Firstly, what does it mean? Similar to my other phrases such as 'crazy goon' and 'silly sausage', it is intended to be a slightly more assertive way of saying how much of how liberal you are. It could also mean how awesome you are too. It could potentially be insulting, which is where the controversy starts. Many people love the term 'Punk Bitch'. Some however don't, particularly women. If me using this has offended you, I am sorry. That was never my intention. The whole debacle I had two days ago with my mockery has been hard for me as I'm having to face backlash as a consequence. I guess another consequence is that my personality is stripped by a fraction and now I can't express what I think as much as I would like to anymore. I'm more afraid to use the term 'Punk Bitch' now, because it could make my situation worse. I want an honest opinion. Who likes it, who doesn't? Or do you not care either way. Could your opinion change if I told you Comicality loved the term so much that he's going to use it in one of his stories? Let me know and I'll take a poll. Reply with: Like it, Hate it or Don't care.

Eew eew! Omigod, it's Eews-day Tuesday! Welcome to another week of eew. The winner for last weeks Eews-day Tuesday was.....Wildone!!! With his gross vomiting story at the fair. Totally disgusting. Will you be the winner of Eews-day Tuesday this week in our animal special? What gross thing does your animal do, or what gross thing do you do with your animal? Sometimes I pick my own sleep out of my own eyes and eat it. If that's not gross enough, I sometimes pick and eat the sleep out of my cat's eyes! (Eew! Eew!) it's not as bad as you think, trust me. Reply here to top my submission for Eews day Tuesday:

Thank you guys. Some of you are ready to forgive while others still think negatively about this. If you don't agree with my apology, would you change your mind if I never did make offensive jokes like I said I would?

So it looks like I'm going against the firing squad for, well, things that should not have been said. It's like waving a red flag at twenty thousand bulls. My last blog post (now deleted to prevent continued offense) about the wonderful service of the Marines was meant to be a mere, light-hearted joke that reflects my own humor. And before I apologise for that particular incident, which caused an unsurmountably large uproar of dissaproval, you must realise that it was your choice to come to the Jordanation, you should be aware that the faint-hearted will not survive. I apologize for the following: 1. My last blog post. I am sorry that it caused most of you to be offended. That was not the intention at all. I never want to offend anybody. But I do realise that my words which I may personally think is funny, may not be to others. From now on, I'm going to watch what I say. No more offensive material which mocks the brilliant service of the US military from here ever again. I will no longer make fun of other countries as well, as this has offended some others too. No more. And that's a promise. 2. My status update about NZ accepting gay marriage before USA did. That was just me being mean and I shouldn't have done that. I think I was trying to show the USA doesn't always have the one-up from NZ. I dunno, I can't even remember tbh. I'm sorry for the offense that has caused. America deserves a party without me. 3. My common catch phrase. Apparently, some love the term 'punk bitch' while others detest it. I'm sorry if this phrase has offended you also. I use it as a funky kinda dropline I use for everyone, including myself. But from now, I will carefully use this phrase keeping in mind who it's with and if they will find it offensive or not. Seriously, I never wish to be offensive. Some of you think I am outrightly and I can admit that maybe I was just for a little bit. But I'm gonna stop now and just keep doing what I do best. And that's writing. I still have two promising stories to write and I'm getting distracted trying to pull funnies on you all. So yeah. All I ask now is your understanding. I will understand if you don't forgive me or feel any sympathy. I should take the consequences and just lay low. Just no more backlash please. Being trampled by twenty thousand bulls is more than enough hate for one day.

Was it that bad?

Chapter 4.0 Moments later, the elevator stopped and opened up. "Aperture Science is committed to the safety of test subjects while testing. Therefore, you will find it helpful and beneficial to know that we have added elements of danger in this next test chamber. Thanks to the Aperture safety initiative programme, in coordination with the acceleration and innovation of science, we are pleased to warn you of this warning message: Be careful." Be careful? So I could've just not taken any cautio

Good start Ace This is a great piece of writing. Looking forward to more chapters Until then, get writing punk bitch!

So you might've seen my latest forums called Eews-Day Tuesday, Whinge Binge Wednesday and ThugLife Thursday. 3 forums. 3 chances fof you to tell some stories. 3 more times for me to up my reputation points. Anyway, I notice that Eews-day Tuesday seems to be getting more popularity than the other two. So I just wanted to get a poll here. 1. Which forum is your favourite out of the 3? 2. Which one would you want to see scrapped? I would appreciate your thoughts on this guys

It's a little bit of an awwww moment, but I'm sure you have brilliant acting skills

It's Thursday, so you know what that means — it's ThugLife Thursday! THUGLIFE! How have you been livin the ThugLife? Share it with us and the best example of you livin the ThugLife could make you Thug for the week. Who's this week thug? It's none other than Drew Espinosa, who brought Coke into a no food and drink zone! That's some true ThugLife right there. I'm gonna start this week's ThugLife Thurdsay by what I did at school yesterday. We had this surprise assessment in English that was closed book no notes. We had to write an essay and I had no idea what to write, because I didn't revise. Then I got out my refill pad I had to use to write the essay on and saw that there was an excellence examplar I had copied down the week before on my pad! So I wrote my essay while I had the top grade examplar there to copy! THUGLIFE! Now it's your turn: How have you been livin the ThugLife?

Eeeeww! That is a fecal throwback nightmare! I'm totally grossed out!

Welcome to GA! Welcome to GA! Welcome to, welcome to, welcome to GA! Hey! Hope to see some of your stories. If you need inspiration, read mine. Jordan

Oh wow these are very gross! It's gonna make for a hard time picking a winner!

Can I just say, firstly good on ya. Secondly, I can't imagine you as the shy type. Not what I've seen in chat anyway...LOL. Third, HA I joined in 2013 ya punk bitch, I'm at my 2 year anniversary! Ok so the first year was me being inactive but still... Well find anyway