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My sincerest condolences to those of you that knew or interacted with Codey. Also to his grandfather, and Tim. Sadly, it appears like the world lost a great one. Let's hope his spirit continues on in others. Steve

So was just on a two day road trip, and noticed that I was coming upon a town in rural Alberta called Coronation. I was going to stop and take some pictures, but forgot my camera. So I thought I would use the towns web page Coronation, AB . So, could this be an altenate place for CJ's coronation of being :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: Steve

So woke up this morning, and mysteriously a hour disappeared from our clocks here too . Whatever phenomenon hit Australia last week, must be sweeping across North America now. As far as the weather , woke up to 5 cm of snow covering everything this morning. Had to drive 450 km through a constant snow storm to get home. But made it safe and in good condition. I always hate the first snowfall of the year. Everybody either drives like complete idiots or way too overly cautious for my liking. Anyways, have a good day everyone . Steve

HEY! How can you do that? One sentance you state you don't like the words like King or Queen, and then declare yourself the King of Switzerland. Steve

Friday Joke..... Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat? There always butting in And if you don't believe me, look at CJ's post/lurker count Steve

As CJ would say: Ack!!! 3 people have decided to go in a different direction. Although they have the right to choose, I am curious whom they believe to be :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: Steve P.S. Bondwriter, do you think you could hook up with your European contacts and see if CJ has been starting up a contingent over there?

Welcome rbenn5, I too have only been posting since the beginning of October Steve

Well, what should we talk about. How bout this: Who posted in: Since CJ is away.... Poster Posts Graeme 30 Ieshwar 21 wildone 17 TalonRider 14 Bondwriter 13 BeaStKid 11 Benji 9 EMoe57 8 Lugh 7 frenchcanadian 5 MikeL 3 NickolasJames8 3 Rabble_Rouser 2 JSmith 2 Bob D. 2 Dalmania 2 Dalmatia 2 Thirdeye 1 Jack Scribe 1 Krista 1 lashrac 1 jkeeling 1 Spuggy 1 I would like to point out that we even have a few newbies who have posted. Well, I guess there really is absolutely, unequivocally, nothing more that can be commented on analyzed or opined about these stats. Is there? Steve

Yikes I may have missed a day or two of jokes, thus letting the post count fall by a smidgen or two. So here is some quick ones to make up for the absence of jokes. Feel free to groan out loud at these: What do you call an unemployed goat? What do you call a goat swimming in the ocean? What do you call the best "butter" on the farm? Well, I'm running low on goat jokes, so I'll continue to search out, and see what I can find. Have a great day Steve PS: To see the hidden text, hold down the left mouse and drag over the text

Well, after my recent search at Google.com, it seems that CJ is now coming up as the #1 person whenever you type in anything about "Queen of the evilest cliffhangers". So, knave, knights, jokers, jesters, and everyone else in the the court of CJ, lets pause for a short bow. Now, on with the coronation :sword: :king:

So, I was wondering what location to have the coronation of CJ as the :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: and since most people in Canada, Australia, and America still associate Royalty with Great Britain (hopefully I don't offend other monarchies or royalty that may be reading ), I was wondering if we should have a British theme to the ceremony. Then, I was thinking, we probably won't catch CJ while he is in Europe, so having the ceremony in the home of the Commonwealth maybe be impossible. So, where could we go that is close to CJ's home. Since we don't really know where he lives other than in Arizona, I was thinking Lake Havasu Arizona. I imagine that the people would love to have a coronation upon London Bridge. Anyways, keep the ideas coming. Steve

Celebrating that today at work I found out that I have another paid week of holidays to use up this year . Here I thought I only had one week left, and surprise!!!! Can't wait to take some time off. Steve

I'm not sure if CJ would participate, or even post. I would imagine he is speechless with gratitude for everyone helping him out to be known as :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: Steve

Sounds like Canada. We have six time zones. All basically an hour apart except for Newfoundland, which is always a half hour different than everyone else. Crazy Newfies Hey, I thought size didn't really matter Steve

So since it seems that we are going to have an unanimous vote for CJ being :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: It is about time to move onto planning his coronation when he returns. Do we want a ceremony to rival Chuck and Di's wedding, or a smaller intimate ceremony? You decide. Also, please give your suggestions and ideas on what other events to plan. As far as food choices, please omit any goat recipes, as it may be considered just a bit too tacky. Oh, and please make sure to include in your post somewhere, something about CJ being :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: I think he will be greatly touched by the reference to his new formal title. Thanks Steve

My God!!! It's only 5:30 in the morning....go back to bed

Monday's joke: A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a billy goat standing next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Baahh. 9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. " Baahh. 9 Iron." He looks at the billy goat and decides to prove him wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the billy goat, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky goat, eh?" The billy goat reply's " Baahh. Lucky goat." The man decides to take the billy goat with him to the next hole. "What do you think goat?" the man asks. " Baahh. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the billy goat, "OK where to next?" The billy goat reply, " Baahh. Las Vegas." So, they go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK goat, now what?" The billy goat says, " Baahh. Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The billy goat replies, " Baahh. $3000,black 6." Now, this is a million to one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. Once in the hotel room the man says "Goat, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." "Just name it and it is yours." The billy goat replies, " Baaah, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the goat did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the billy goat turns into a gorgeous 17-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."

Oh I'm sure after her, er his, um coronation, CJ will be sooo excited that he might even Knight certain individuals for their efforts to get him his rightful title. Steve Either that or raise taxes and ship some of us off to the penal colony of New South Wales .

Oh, have I mentioned yet that I believe CJames is :king: :king: The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: Oh, I did , well it never hurts to mention it once or twice again. Steve

So, since CJ is away, us kidds can play . I thought it would be interesting to get everyone's unbiased opinion about CJ, without fear of reprisal. Since CJ has made it possible to have someone else's name (sorry Steve) come up with a Google search of "King Of Evil Cliffhangers", I thought it would be only fitting to give CJ the recognition that he rightfully deserves. Please, vote with a simple yes, or a simple no to the question: Is " :king: :king: CJames The Queen Of The Evilest Cliffhangers :king: :king: " Your opinions are much appreciated Steve

Only 95 to go Barry and Ray are headed home after a big night on the town when Barry accidentally hits a buck goat. Ray being the animal lover he is jumps out the car and gives the goat artificial respiration and revives him. Ray says to Barry he's going to be fine but its cold so we'll have to put him in the car to keep him warm. Barry yells "What about the terrible stinking smell in my car?" Ray says "That's OK we'll hold the buck's nose!" Have you noticed most goat jokes involve a goat getting injured or killed ? Maybe I've scared CJ away from posting. Steve

Okay, here is post #99.... A rancher named Clyde, has a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say at the scene of the accident 'I'm fine.'" Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite goat Bessie in to the..." "I didn't ask for any details!", interrupted the lawyer. "Just answer the question. Did you not say at the scene of the accident 'I'm fine'"? Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road... "The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question" By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite goat, Bessie." Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite goat, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and said "How are you feeling?" "Now what the hell would you say?" Now, CJ you lurker you, where are you???? Please don't disappoint us with not getting in the first 100 posts . Your lurker status may be up for dispute soon. Steve

Hmmmm, if the tree fell over 30 mins ago, and the clocks mysteriously moved ahead an hour, this should mean you have a half hour to prevent it from happening . Maybe your life has become a dkstories Story . Steve

Something just occured to me. Do you think we can go 100 posts in a thread in CJ's Forum without a single post from the lurker himself? Steve

Not sure if I'll get online tomorrow, so here is the Saturday Goat Joke. Little Johnny's goat accidentally got hit by a car, and unfortunately died. Mom and Dad tried their best to console their young son. "You know Johnny, its not your fault that your goat died. It was just fate." But little Johnny would have none of it. So in a last grasp attempt, Johnny's Dad said "He's probably up there in heaven right now with God. He'll be happy there. So you don't have to feel bad anymore." Little Johnny asks "What would God want with a dead goat?" Steve