My dearest readers,
It would appear that the scandal of Lord Granger, Earl of Brentwood’s infamous shower upon the deck has become the standard by which all future indiscretions shall be measured.
Society may have gasped in horror, and no doubt our pious Spanish sailors reached for their prayers, yet one suspects more than a few curious eyes lingered just a heartbeat longer than propriety would permit.
Scandalous? Undoubtedly.
Forgettable? Never.
Pushing down foreskinned cocks? Why, of course!
Indeed, this latest chapter reminds us that Lord Brentwood possesses a singular talent for leaving hearts racing, tongues wagging, and imaginations delightfully untamed.
Until the next delicious morsel of gossip,
- A Most Faithful Arbour’s Reader