Humph, now they're making snide remarks about my personal hygiene! Of all the nerve...
It's not easy being a goat who writes... Look at all the cruel treatment and abuse I have to put up with!
It's shocking, I tell ya, shocking!
BTW, I suspect a conspiracy... Wildone started the whole Queen of cliffies thing, and low and behold, it turns out he's met Shadowgod (check out Shadowgod's blog for some of the details). And now we have Shadowgod trying to say he isn't the King of Eeevil cliffhangers?
Coincidence? I think not!