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Drew Espinosa

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  1. Excuse me, but that spider was in the same spot for days on end, and then it disappeared, so I'm worried for its welfare. I'll acknowledge that people are saying that I'll allegedly turn 31. I never sleep with my mouth open. First, stop bullying me! Second, a detector that's perturbed is by definition faulty! Why would I drink something meant for you, Sexy?
  2. Finding the light doesn't make someone lost. Whatever. I'm still not 30 or 31. A needle constantly spinning like that suggests that your detector is faulty.
  3. Been away for a bit because I didn't want to be potentially spammed with a daily countdown to my next birthday. As for how I've been doing, well I've been totally chill about losing track of a spider that had been hanging out in the upper corner of my bedroom. Totally chill.
  4. Really? You seem to like him a whole lot less after he valiantly came to my defense from y'all's bullying.
  5. That's because they're praying for me to smite you.
  6. @spike382 if you continue the falsehood that I'm somehow 30 or 31, the more I'll side with Dean and Boston no matter what they do.
  7. The price of apples have increased because of your face.
  8. Disregarding the year "30" or whatever, 0.75 (or 3/4) of a year is 9 months, and well, my previous birthday wasn't nine months ago.
  9. You need to work on fraction-to-decimal conversions, sis.
  10. Easy. As of March 8, 2026, I am not 31. Looking forward to my gift.
  11. I've never been to Egypt. No he's not!
  12. Maybe Clo became a pervert because y'all kept giving her beefcakes.
  13. Let's see if you still feel that way after you watch episode two. 👀
  14. I'm pretty sure Jack is the bad guy in their break up, actually.
  15. He just wants to get back together with his ex, can we truly fault him for that?
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