I never lie.
What if the tank he bought is faulty, which would mean he can't get a replacement because I destroyed the rest.
Goodness is my natural state of being, it wouldn't be fair to characterize that as merely "good habits."
To attend Ren Faire, duh!
According to the story you made up.
You and @Bucket1 are unfortunately old and therefore have faulty memories. Fortunately I, unlike you, am young which means my memory is perfect.