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Drew Espinosa

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  1. Drew Espinosa
    Stop bullying me on my birthday! 😭
  2. Drew Espinosa
    ...and Drew!
  3. Drew Espinosa
    Thanks, Handsome! Thanks B! Thanks Chris! And you're the closest to getting my age correct! I'm still young! Anyways, thanks Clo! Thanks Sexy! Wait, isn't that the same doggy you used for Spikey's birthday greeting? Thanks Nong. And I've installed a stripper pole just for his use. Thanks Gorgeous! Both 31 and 111 are a long way off. Thanks Pagey!
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  5. Drew Espinosa
    <nukes the Canadian side of Lake Ontario>
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  7. Drew Espinosa
    You're not willing to compromise? Typical.
  8. Drew Espinosa
    If y'all promise never to use [redacted] ever again, then I might just agree with y'all regarding what my age is.
  9. Drew Espinosa
    Any and all donors will be arrested. Texas law supersedes South Carolina.
  10. Drew Espinosa
    The doctors used Central Time to record the time of my birth, not Central European Time.
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  12. Drew Espinosa
    Wrong! I was born at 6 in the morning, so we have 14 hours to go before my birthday actually begins.
  13. Drew Espinosa
    I'm destroying @dughlas's alert system.
  14. Drew Espinosa
    Using [redacted] in a sentence is by definition bullying.
  15. Drew Espinosa
    That twitching dog needs to be put down...
  16. Drew Espinosa
    Bullying me right before my birthday? You're a monster! 😭😭😭
  17. Drew Espinosa
    I'll destroy it!
  18. Drew Espinosa
    I'm pleased to inform everyone that the Happy Birthday Drew broadcast system has been defunded. The money saved will be better spent on things that actually matter: expanding my nuclear arsenal!
  19. Drew Espinosa
    Y'all better be on your best behavior over the next 36 hours.
  20. Drew Espinosa
    Don't gross me out with your fantasies.
  21. Drew Espinosa
    Get your face away from me!
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  23. Drew Espinosa
    @spike382 I unreservedly admit that Krist is not homophobic!
  24. Drew Espinosa
    You are delulu.
  25. Drew Espinosa
    I'm never greedy.
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