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Drew Espinosa

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  1. You're not willing to compromise? Typical.
  2. If y'all promise never to use [redacted] ever again, then I might just agree with y'all regarding what my age is.
  3. Any and all donors will be arrested. Texas law supersedes South Carolina.
  4. The doctors used Central Time to record the time of my birth, not Central European Time.
  5. Wrong! I was born at 6 in the morning, so we have 14 hours to go before my birthday actually begins.
  6. I'm destroying @dughlas's alert system.
  7. Using [redacted] in a sentence is by definition bullying.
  8. That twitching dog needs to be put down...
  9. Bullying me right before my birthday? You're a monster! 😭😭😭
  10. I'm pleased to inform everyone that the Happy Birthday Drew broadcast system has been defunded. The money saved will be better spent on things that actually matter: expanding my nuclear arsenal!
  11. Y'all better be on your best behavior over the next 36 hours.
  12. Don't gross me out with your fantasies.
  13. @spike382 I unreservedly admit that Krist is not homophobic!
  14. Sis, I'm well aware that the start of my 20th year is a week away.
  15. All at once? Chris, your greed knows no bounds!
  16. I'm pleased to announce that I am giving up my nukes!
  17. I'm saying no to your nonsensical demands, the rest of your bullshit doesn't deserve my response.
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