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Drew Espinosa

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  1. Today is my mother's birthday, she is now 60 years old!
  2. FYI, but no plague can stop me. There you go again, thinking about sperm like the pervert that you are. Don't make me rename Lake Michigan to Lake Texas! I don't need to keep up with inflation, you just need to tighten your belt. Oh yes I can.
  3. Fifty cents to a slave is me being generous.
  4. I thought you had fun by playing with yourself.
  5. But the British were the ones to colonize Australia, so clearly survival is in their DNA!
  6. Stop. 👏 Bullying. 👏 Me! 👏 😡
  7. Shouldn't you be busy smearing Krit's good name?
  8. I'm only jealous of you for living next door to Lake America.
  9. He's not adorable? You really struggle with making up your mind.
  10. Being possessed by an emu isn't adorable.
  11. Only a fellow perv would think perviness is adorable. No wonder Pagey made you the CFO of Pervapalooza.
  12. No, you said I would be a better Lung, not that I am your Lung.
  13. I'm pretty sure Face ID can distinguish between human and emu faces, unless... you're saying that Chris already looks like an emu? Why should I?
  14. I'm sure his words per minute are faster than a hunt and peck would suggest. I'm not a bottom! This is an undeniable fact!
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