For craps sake I couldn't even hold a conversation with the man, yet here I was attempting to unlock the secrets to wild passionate fucking with his golden body in mind.
- LMAO!
I turned and nearly bowled over a couple who could have been my grandparents which wow I did not want to think anymore about that in my haste to exit the store.
- Wait, what? No! At least grab some lube and condoms! Oh well...
“Car trouble Joshy? Or is there something else going on here” I hear his deep voice inquire from behind me. Really baby Jesus, really? Not cool.
- *endless laughter*
And hell yes, yes will I give it to him. I'll give him whatever. Even apparently my self respect...
- *can't breathe at this point laughing*
OG : so it's a date. meet me at the Buzz, 4:30pm tomorrow. I'll be the blond with two cinnamon lattes
- Yesssssssss. I approve. Also, I see what he did there, "OG" his "Officer Goodbody."
Bitch better back the fuck up. Right now.
- *more laughter* Woo! Go Josh go.
Kells doesn't hear however, wrapped as he is in conversation with the twink that shall not be named.
- Oh lordy, I just can't...I love how it goes from "Jonathan" to "Slutathan" to "twink that shall not be named."
“you need yours….nonfat….right?”
- Oh no he didn't...jealousy is NOT a good color on you, Jonathan.
He waits until I unlock and get in before driving away with a wave and a grin.
- LMAO! Gotta make sure Josh doesn't lock himself out of the car again. And, yep. I couldn't resist continuing to read. My assignments are going to have to wait a while longer, dagnabbit.