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Hey, Drewberry Pi! How are you? Actually, that just means I'm your new supervisor.

Hey, Drewpop! Happy Birthday to your sister!

Broccoli-cheese soup with ham biscuits for us.

Hey, Bertie.

No, that would be the Hobbit Virus. It causes a person to shrink down to 3' 5" tall...except your feet grow bigger and hairier.

Hey, Tim.

Hey, Marty!

Not entirely true. The monoliths actually appeared manmade, likely a prank perpetrated and perpetuated by a group of college kids. The objects were welded together using pieces of scrap metal.

@Comicality This kid is so adorable. He definitely deserves a spot in Imagine Magazine!

You gonna declare yourself God-Emperor of Lappland, too? So you'll be on the Nice List for life?

Hey, Cassie. Doing just dandy, here.

Hey, Drew! Those halo's don't fool anyone in the slightest.

For us, it was Kielbasa sausage and veggies roasted in the oven.

Things are well, thanks, Marty.

Because You'll Never Meet Me, by Leah Thomas. Ollie and Moritz are best friends, but they can never meet. Ollie is allergic to electricity. Contact with it causes debilitating seizures. Moritz’s weak heart is kept pumping by an electronic pacemaker. If they ever did meet, Ollie would seize. But Moritz would die without his pacemaker. Both hermits from society, the boys develop a fierce bond through letters that become a lifeline during dark times—as Ollie loses his only friend, Liz, to the normalcy of high school and Moritz deals with a bully set on destroying him. A story of impossible friendship and hope under strange circumstances, this debut is powerful, dark and humorous in equal measure. These extraordinary voices bring readers into the hearts and minds of two special boys who, like many teens, are just waiting for their moment to shine.

I haven't read it, but I've heard lots of good things about it.

Hey, Cutie Pi!

Looking back, I wish I had gone to prom, date or no date; but at the time, it just didn't interest me. Then later, everyone kept saying, "It was actually a lot of fun!" Not just dancing to cheesy music, or a sad bowl of punch and some corn chips. I mean, it actually sounded like a Helluva party! I was so p!$$3D that I picked Prom Night of all times to be a wallflower. 😠 I think Hollywood media has colored everyone's perception of what a prom can actually be like. "Prom is awkward at best, or depressing at worst." That's what everyone thinks when they see movies on the big screen. So Jude and Connor are here to bust that misconception.

God, I love that stuff.

We had pork chops, Pommes Anna, and green beans with lemon vinaigrette.

Hey, Marty!

Maybe you could count sheep like the rest of us, instead of counting digits of Pi.

Hey, Drewbear. How are you?

As a matter of fact, I was watching a food show that mentioned the Kings Arms, and that's what turned me on to the recipe.

We made Virginia peanut soup. I added a little bit of smoked ham, and it was mighty tasty!