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Great job, Clo.

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Time-travel (or dream-travel) movies just suck, in my opinion. The plot is either childishly simple, or so complex that you'd have to be, like, Michio Kaku to understand it.

Trolling within trolling. It's troll-ception.

*coughcough* drilling documentaries *cough*

Hey, Gary. Hey, Dugh and Mum.

For @Bucket1 or anyone else who enjoys a nice cup. This game looks adorable.

I didn't imagine it. It happened. And I don't know anything about this Pervo-whatsit you're alluding to.

Don't play into Drew's delusion that he's still in his twenties by calling him "boy".

You guys were speaking in jest, but I remember it clearly, Spike.

Didn't Spike once gift you an adult toy molded to the exact dimensions of a specific BL actor's appendage? And when he said, "I guess you don't want it, then?" This was your response: "....I didn't say that."

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Hey, Dugh and Mum.

Hey, Gary.

I read Tim Winton's Breath, and the name "Pikelet" left me a bit confused. "Wait, is the family's surname 'Pike', or could that be what the guys at the factory call the kid's dad? So, everyone basically calls him 'Pike, Jr' or something?" 🤷‍♂️

I'm perfectly aware, Thank You. I was referring to ancient Rome.

Edited to add: You could have the entire tree cut down.

In ancient Rome, if one branch of your neighbor's tree grew on your side of the wall, you could legally have the entire tree cut down. However, your neighbor was also legally entitled to come into your yard to collect any fruit that may have dropped on the ground.

You do realize, Thai people don't have a monopoly on nicknames.

@Bucket1 I'm currently working on a story about a bunch of Aussie kids. The "gang", as follows: Budgie: A small, energetic kid with a tendency to be loud. He once wore an unfortunate pair of athletic shorts for a month, until they disappeared one day. Google swears they were snatched from the laundry line by a kookaburra. 🤣 Mango: This cheerful guy is always trying to make people smile, even (and especially when) things look gloomy. Probably the most empathetic boy of the bunch. Teflon: Never gets blamed when things go sideways (and they usually do,) but he can also scrap with the best of them. He's the dependable kid who will always look out for his mates, no question. Google and Bluetooth: These guys are cousins, unfortunately. Bluetooth never shuts up about some gossip he overheard at school, and Google consistently demands to know Bluetooth's sources. He usually regrets asking. 😆 Crash: Once walked into a glass door. After too many scrapes of his own, he's become quite good at patching up the other lads.

Aside from the microscope joke, I've literally said nothing.

Perva-what? I've never heard of that before.

It isn't "PB + Pumpkin". It's "PB + Chocolate" molded to the shape of a pumpkin. They do little trees for Christmas, hearts for Valentine's Day, etc. Also, how does one just...not like pumpkin? Or peanut butter, allergies notwithstanding?

Hey, Drew! Glad to hear that you're safe. My week has been good, so far. About to head out to work in an hour.

Oh, Clo. Keeping fingers crossed for the little guy.