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Page Scrawler

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  1. 12:00, Oil Wrestling, followed by Songkran-style Squirt-gun Battle at 2:00.
  2. I walked past Spikey's desk, and I saw the event itinerary.
  3. Don't you have an oil wrestling event to organize for Pervapalooza? Go focus on that.
  4. Well, there's nothing else in my travel plans, so I don't know how you reached that conclusion.
  5. Again, I have no involvement in Pervapalooza.
  6. Good morning, Chris.
  7. I'm beginning to wonder, myself.
  8. So, what were all those drilling documentaries for, then? 👀
  9. I'm not involved in Pervapalooza 2026.
  10. The way Max has been going at it recently, I wonder. Been replacing the tissue box in his room more frequently than usual. And then there's the noises at night.
  11. Good morning, Chris.
  12. I'd heard that France issued a public drinking ban. Apparently, alcohol impacts the hypothalamus, which regulates body temperature. Booze + hypothalamus deficiency = increased likelihood of heatstroke. Stay safe, Tink.
  13. CHRIS!! WTH, man?!
  14. On Amazon Prime: The Sheep Detectives. "When their beloved farmer is found dead under mysterious circumstances, a flock of sheep conclude they will have to solve the murder themselves. Even if it means leaving their meadow for the first time and facing the fact that the human world isn't as simple as it appears in books." Now, this?! THIS is the kind of writing we need in Hollywood!
  15. Good morning, Chris.
  16. I was clearly speaking about you, since Albert posted after I did.
  17. Sorry that your experience was so lackluster. I'd send you some baked ham and some corn pudding if I could. I wish you and Mum a pleasant rest of your evening.
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