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Hey, Drew!

I've heard that, originally, margarine came off the production line coloured bright pink.

Hey, Cutie Pi! How are things with you?

Hey, Tim.

Sooo....I was just on the gaming website "Steam". And I stumbled onto a dating simulation inspired by KFC. That's right, folks, you can now play a video game which lets you date Colonel Sanders.

Hey, Cassie!

Awww, Gary! Why you gotta do that here?! *holds nose and fans the air*

But you do need supervising.

No fair! I can't read Greek! Or is it Geek?

That's why you're such a smartypants. Devils are supervised by angels. Therefore, if anyone is the angel around here, it's ME!

Hey, Drewberry Pi! How are you? Actually, that just means I'm your new supervisor.

Hey, Drewpop! Happy Birthday to your sister!

Broccoli-cheese soup with ham biscuits for us.

Hey, Bertie.

No, that would be the Hobbit Virus. It causes a person to shrink down to 3' 5" tall...except your feet grow bigger and hairier.

Hey, Tim.

Hey, Marty!

Not entirely true. The monoliths actually appeared manmade, likely a prank perpetrated and perpetuated by a group of college kids. The objects were welded together using pieces of scrap metal.

@Comicality This kid is so adorable. He definitely deserves a spot in Imagine Magazine!

You gonna declare yourself God-Emperor of Lappland, too? So you'll be on the Nice List for life?

Hey, Cassie. Doing just dandy, here.

Hey, Drew! Those halo's don't fool anyone in the slightest.

For us, it was Kielbasa sausage and veggies roasted in the oven.

Things are well, thanks, Marty.

Because You'll Never Meet Me, by Leah Thomas. Ollie and Moritz are best friends, but they can never meet. Ollie is allergic to electricity. Contact with it causes debilitating seizures. Moritz’s weak heart is kept pumping by an electronic pacemaker. If they ever did meet, Ollie would seize. But Moritz would die without his pacemaker. Both hermits from society, the boys develop a fierce bond through letters that become a lifeline during dark times—as Ollie loses his only friend, Liz, to the normalcy of high school and Moritz deals with a bully set on destroying him. A story of impossible friendship and hope under strange circumstances, this debut is powerful, dark and humorous in equal measure. These extraordinary voices bring readers into the hearts and minds of two special boys who, like many teens, are just waiting for their moment to shine.