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Page Scrawler

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  1. That bit about the smoked hot dogs has me reminiscing. A certain big-name brand that rhymes with Hostage Buyer had these hot dogs which were made with bacon. That's right, they put bacon in the hot dogs! Those succulent salty, smoky wieners were delicious while they lasted, but after two years or so, the company stopped producing them. Such a pity. Oh, but on a more cheerful note, I figured out the name of the town and the amusement park!
  2. I'll send you some leftovers.
  3. We had an early dinner of Eggs Benedict casserole with Hollandaise sauce and asparagus.
  4. @Comicality A little something from "A Million Little Things". I definitely gotta watch this show! So adorable!
  5. Neighbor: "Hey, Marty, what are you doing tonight?" Marty: "Oh, I'm just gonna set fire to the old garden."
  6. That book is pretty good. I'd give it 3/5 stars.
  7. Hey, Bertie. I made cheddar, garlic, and rosemary biscuits. An excellent side with the ham-and-potato chowder we had for dinner.
  8. Yup, things are going swimmingly.
  9. One of my nephews is named Haley. Hey, Marty. Hey, Tim.
  10. You'll be the cutest guy at the retirement home.
  11. Maybe you could call the strippers back, restrictions permitting.
  12. Hey, Marty! Excellent work on the property, I must say.
  13. Without a doubt. I love it. It reminds me of a book I read in middle school. A young man inherits a handsome manor estate from his sole relative, whom he wasn't aware even existed until his uncle's lawyer contacts him. But as charming as the manor is, and as friendly as the villagers may be, the house holds more secrets than it appears. As I remember, it was more of a relaxing mystery than a suspenseful one. Also, the young man struck me as more of an observer than a hero. There was no rising action, no climax, and the finish left much to be desired, but I enjoyed it all the same. A pleasant walk in the garden can be just as interesting as an adrenaline-pumped hike in the mountains.
  14. Soup sounds excellent. I love a good broccoli-cheddar.
  15. We're having beef tacos with cilantro-lime rice.
  16. Awww! Why do shitty things have to happen to cuties like this? Poor guy. But tough as nails!
  17. Hey, Dugh, Mum, and Thistle. *scratches for Thistle*
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