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@Drew Espinosa I saw this on Instagram, and I thought you'd enjoy the Math joke. "My Boyfriend is like the Square Root of -100: He's a Perfect 10, but also Imaginary."

@Comicality Hey, where's that one you posted with Finn Wolfhard? I can't find it.

Hey, Dugh, Mum, and Thistle. *scratches for Thistle*

Hey, Gary.

Lovely capture, Marty. Hey, Buckie. Hey, Clo.

Hey, again, Bertie.

I agree. It's odd. Hey, Xander, Dennis, Jordan, and Ash! *waves to the foster kids* How are things with you guys?

Happy Birthday, Albert!

Well, for me, I came out of the closet at 13, after sitting inside of it for three years. It wasn't that I was hiding in there; rather, I didn't realize there was even a door that could be opened to the rest of the world. After I came out, a new family moved into the neighborhood, with two boys, Danny and Lachlan. Danny was three years younger than me, and his brother, Lachlan, was six years younger. Danny was unquestionably straight, but as we grew up together, I noticed that Lachlan was...different. He started acting shy and withdrawn around his male friends at school, as Danny reported his concerns about his brother to me. I asked Lachlan one day if something was bothering him, and he told me that he had a crush on his best friend at that time. They both knew that I was gay, from the beginning of our relationship, and it was never an issue for them. I told Lachlan that I would help him through whatever concerns or problems he had, and he eventually came out to his friends in Freshman year of high school. He now has a boyfriend, and they've been dating for nearly seven years. I've always tried to be an ally to others who are LGBT, and if I had to, I'd do it all over again.

Well, I'm sure it was fun, but Morgan has the day off tomorrow, so we'll be holding our own party tonight.

Sorry to hear that.

Hey, Albert. I wish you were feeling better, too.

Dugh! OMG! Hey, Dugh, Mum, and Thistle. *scratches Thistle on his belly* Hey, Gary. Hey, Clo. Jeez, you guys are being extra-saucy today....

Maybe you and Gary could go on a date.

Cold weather is a good excuse for snuggling with a significant other.

Not yet, but I'm close. I'll wait until Wednesday to finish it, though. Is the kilt shop heated? Don't want any lads getting chilly legs. Hey, Cassie, my lovely queen! Hey, Gary. Hey, Marty! How goes it?

I got distracted by a game on my tablet.

Hey, Albert. Hey, Gary.

A little tutorial by Robert and Bindi Irwin: How NOT to prepare pancakes.

Don't worry, it's not for herd members.

How's it going, Bertie? Anything new with you and Steve?

Hey, Bertie. How are you and Steve? Hey, Clo. Just got out of the shower, for the second time today. Spent the morning at the library, then went home and rearranged the furniture in the living room. Now I'm feeling totally refreshed after getting all hot and sweaty. That's Lucille Ball. Hello, Cassie, my lovely queen! Speaking of chocolate, where can I get one of these?

So I've heard. Mickey told me about it back in July.

Hey, Marty! Lovely picture you took.

Hey, Bertie. So sorry to hear that, Gary.