I need the comic relief.
My morning started with both my maintenance guys calling off, the manager next door was being a dick to our lawn guy...I had to play mediator, I'm trying to get a catering order ready for pick up tomorrow because my maintenance supervisor's last day is Wed. (The only reason he's leaving is because the manager next door is a dick), then while stopping at our 3rd community to get that manager's donation to the gift card, I roll up onto them calling 911 because our other maintenance guy broke a gas line.
Jeezus H. I can't make this shit up!
@spyke can testify to dumbfuckery of property management.