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Some days I feel like my life is screwed beyond all measure. Sanity is precarious at best. Even on a good day. But yes, that paragraph was sorely lacking and y'all woulda missed out on a critical piece of editorial genius.

And how did they fit in a minivan?

For the record... the original paragraph read: “Seriously though,” Scott asks as he hugs his new crystal whiskey decanter set. “Where’d you get this stuff? I mean, this is good stuff!” Soooooo much better after editing! (Although I settled on Macallan considering it's $150 per bottle for that particular version... sponsors have to be catered to. Y'all know Skrewball is my go-to!)

Score one for the Potato!!!! 🤣🤣 Still great communication from Loren. He made it quite clear he was NOT okay with being peed on. Honestly... if it's not your own kid... ewwwwww. If it's your own, we'll you hold them at arms length and hose 'em off. Loren makes a great Santa. Lars.... sorry, no comment 🤐 Meeting the parents... should be entertaining. Retirement.... Best to push it off for a future conversation. Moving in... Jay's gotta be patient. Overall fun chapter, even with the elephant named Lars lurking in the shadows.

"I still have Tonto’s money,” I said, referring to the trusts that I already controlled. “That should be enough to tide me over for the next six months.” There was over $8 million dollars in those accounts. After I turned 18, I’d have access to a shit-ton of money, but in the few short months until I was 18, I’d have to be careful about making big purchases. $8 million and he has to be careful about making big purchases for six months..... and he's not even 18 yet! Oy... the everyday problems of the rich. Lots going on, but that struck me as hysterical. Can't wait to see what crawled up into Brad's panties and twisted them all up.

Upper management knows. The redidents of the other park have flooded them with emails. They were told "he's doing his job." Well if your job is to create a toxic environment all around then he should get a huge bonus at the end of the year. Unfortunately there has already been an incident at the other park with a previous manager (before my time) that involved a resident taking the manager hostage for 7 or 8 hours and ended with the SWAT team storming the office. I'm honestly afraid something like that might happen again. This guy is that much of an ass.

I've hung up on a few more than that, but always with good reason. I hung up on the manager next door on Thurs. The house we're moving to is in the management system next door so all expenses related to the rehab get billed to that park. He is a lying, manipulative, bullying asshole. On the phone he straight out told me my maintenance guy didn't want to build the counters that I wanted for the kitchen (which was a lot less expensive than custom ordering them). My maintenance guy was standing right next to me and he never said that. Later he asked my guy what size dumpster they needed for "that piece of shit house". Plus he tried to trash talk me but my guy shut him down. What should be a simple renovation i.e., new floors, countertop, 2 showers, 1 vanity, 1 vanity top and paint has now been completely soured and is stressing me out. Every single one of my maintenance staff plus the staff next door is ready to quit. The residents all hate him. I have no respect for him. Also found out he's been arrested for domestic violence (hitting his adult daughter) more than once.) Why he is still employed I have no idea. Hanging up on him is a pleasure.

In a heartbeat. Just did it yesterday.

At least someone understands.

Just wait til you have a crappy day.

Today has been one of those tough days at work. Everyone pissed off about something, including myself. I haven't been in such a bad mood in a while. Thankfully the comments here have given me a few laughs.... so thanks everyone!

What did I ever do to deserved such treatment?

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I really enjoyed this chapter... all four different versions... lol. Just kidding. It was two.

Can you believe her??

Okay all you Canadians... I think one of your own is a little lost.

I don't remember exactly how I stumbled into this site. Google maybe? Fell down a rabbit hole? More likely! But whatever it was, I will never regret it. Four years ago I took an insane leap off the edge of the author cliff and don't regret it in the slightest. I'll never be a famous author, but neither do I want to be. I do it for the pure enjoyment of losing myself in another world for while.

TheFacebook? By far your best reference to date! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Make it a horror story and they'll never ask again

#SPUDMUFFIN!

It definitely wasn't Styx's Too Much Time On My Hands!

It's no wonder you're Caleb’s ex!