Yes, brothers can be your biggest supporter or one of the biggest assholes on the planet. All of my brothers have held both distinctions at one time or another. Did I mention I'm the youngest and the only girl?
I have to wear flip flops. The Florida sun heats up the pavement to almost its melting point.
I like creating the little details in a story!
Hmmm, Lucifer's dog? My son is rather partial to the name Dumptruck for a dog. (I have no idea why, and no, he's not a little kid, he's 23)
I kinda like one of the alternate God names, Yahweh, Allah....
Jehovah.... a little long but who wouldn't like yelling "Jehovah sit!" 🤣
Snark away. I might occasionally snark back. I have 5 older brothers and am fluent in sarcasm.
Besides, someone has to keep my editor on her toes 🤣(she's actually really good at catching my grammatical missteps)
Sex vs tacos. Gives new meaning to the words 'hot sauce! 😝🌶
Kyle just want to feel safe. Greene is psycho (you never know what those whackos will do🤫 🤐)
Jett doesn't know Nikki, so that's on Kim. Nikki’s probably a lethal Ninja for all we know!
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Kyle's just being cautious.
The 70s and 80s song references are endless. Pick your poison.
Hmmmm, Poison. Firing range montage... how bout Nothing But A Good Time?
Mentally I can picture myself jumping out of an airplane. Right now, physically, I'd be afraid of blowing one or both my knees out or popping open like a can of Pillsbury Biscuits on impact.
Jett couldn’t help himself. He must’ve looked like an idiot all day. After Kyle dropped his not-so-subtle hint of wanting to take the next big step, he had been wearing a shit eating grin almost non-stop. After they ended their call with Jett promising to spend the weekend at Kyle’s place, he only needed a few quick strokes before his dick had exploded all over his belly. That is the exact moment that the shit eating grin had appeared, and it hadn’t gone away since. Not even chasing a domestic v
Good morning all!
You know those lists you see on social media "Give yourself one point for each thing you've done?"
Well, as of yesterday I can check "been subpoenaed" off my list. (My son's old baseball coach was the Sheriff's officer who served me 😄)
It looks like our shotgun toting dude might be fighting his eviction which is funny because he stopped in while I was on vacation and told my supervisor he was cleaning out the home and selling it. 🤔
As for the rest of the list.... I'm still on the fence when it comes to "jumped out of an airplane".🤭
Hope y'all have a good day!
I think my favorite part of my day is when I come home after work and am greeted by one rapid-fire tail wagging and another major furry butt wiggle and the sound of their nails tap dancing on the tile floor. They make me smile. 🐶🐕
This version of Hell is pretty damn awesome!
Sparky Satan 🤭🤣
(Seriously... if you could see my version if Lucifer in my head you'd be on the floor. I wish I could draw!)
It made me giggle when I wrote it. I just couldn’t picture Satan with eyebrows 😆
My walk with the puppers is my half hour of letting my brain go wherever it wants to. Sometimes a little strange, honestly.
I am rather proud of the symbolism I was able to work in. And you're right...I didn't have a lot of words to work with!
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