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I know right... it's something special I have in stored in the final act/book of this series.

I'll think about it. Cause if I post Book I, I'll be forced to write Book II and I've been procrastinating lately. Fine. I'll start posting the rest. You might hate me. 😂

Next chapter's going to be posted this December. This was an accidental posting. I'm still writing Book II. Or being lazy about it. 😂

😂 Er, well, yes. I'm an editor first than a writer. That's why I write very slowly, and lazy. And as for Greg going to be zeh nanny for a rich family... Well, YES and NO. Why? Because YES. And NO. 🤣 I don't want to spoil things. And as for him being an escort, and where it comes into the picture, certain situations propel him into that career path. But yeah, this story is probably my most complex story yet.

🤭 But I really wanted to save the date, along with a bottle of red wine (two bottles) and several packets of lays. Haha.

EPISODE 1: PITT STREET Wealth coursed through its streets as the neighbourhood’s upmarket artery of West London life, packed with shops, eateries, and an easygoing vibe, beckoned a stream of tranquillity this damp Saturday morning. For people-watching at its best and the luxury retail therapy that's largely unrivalled found in Kensington High Street, the more chill and composed quality settled in the neighbourhood of Pitt Street was an intimate change I welcomed with open arms.

When's the posting of the final chapter? I normally binge-read stories in a single day, like an addict. 😅 I'll save the date on my calendar and prepare a day of reading with wine and crisps. I'm just finding an excuse to drink. A good excuse. Haha.

Thanks for the feedback! This really warms my heart. 🥰🥰🥰

But he's not fat. More like the chonky electrician. 😍 (Lays a plate of food to trap bear). (After feeding the bear, cuddles with bear accordingly)

One suggestion is past daily/weekly story recommendations. If we can get a list of 10+ or 20+ completed stories posted years ago or recently finished ones, then this will revive the readership of some authors, both new and old. Daily recommendations could be recently finished stories. Weekly recommendations can be dated from years ago. It's like, once a story is completed, it's relegated to the back burner until someone happens to stumble on it. Unless the story is popular, lesser-known (active/inactive) authors are forgotten, and their stories are lost in the thick of the postings. It's just sad, if you think about it.

Aww. Thanks heaps. I also wrote this while I was mad drunk and posted it raw. I'm here now, having edited this. I think I'm funnier when I'm sloshed. I swear. 😆

I was planning on making this into a full-blown novel. But comedy is so hard to write, and I realised I may have bitten off more than I could chew-eth. Although this style of writing is definitely easier since it's literally just me and my train of thoughts, the humour aspect of it is daunting.

Thanks heap for your wonderful patronage! 😀

Haha. I'll keep you posted after my hibernation. 🙂

Stay tuned for next year's second instalment. I'm writing this next year. Haha.

Thanks heaps for the compliment. And thanks for supporting this story. Lots of love.

CHAPTER 22: DESAFINADO "He’s hidden bodies all across the island, I’m telling you. He’s a serial killer." "I swear," said Albert, his head turning idly while crouching down and tapping the final peg, "if you don’t help me set up this tent, you’re sleeping outside." We were camped up at the edge of a cliff when my intrepid wits of deduction deduced the un-deducible. "He must have hidden bodies all over this island. My tits are tingling. I can feel it." I was behind Albert, ha

Aww. Thanks for that. 😆 Now kneel. Kidding. As for Damien as a helicopter lovah, erm, all I can say is that it'll come to light in the 2nd or 3rd book (which I've yet to write since I'm busy writing Mr. Danvers). I'll probably write the sequel in the third-person POV since I would have to spread my writing and technical skills a bit to fully encompass the whole story. Damien's first-person POV narration is great, but I can't wholly incorporate whatever the frick I need to explain with me living inside his head. He's kind of a dumbass, that's why. A lovable dumbass. His word choices are very limiting. As for Albert, he'll eventually grow as he comes into the second book, more so with Damien. Distance makes the heart grow fonder, as they say. Candy will definitely return for the second installment of the series. She's a key character in zeh plot.

CHAPTER 21: THINK ABOUT YOU When lunchtime came, most of us had gathered in the middle for the food spread. Sauteed prawns, steamed red crabs, grilled squid, milkfish, lapulapu, an exclusive grouper in the Philippines, grilled pork that was chopped into strips, baked mussels, a fish ceviche made of Spanish mackerel, salted duck eggs with tomatoes, pinakbet without okra this time, and some tropical fruits cut and sliced in half to look presentable on the table. There was one dish unfamiliar

Yeah, there are only two chapters left. 😞 I will post the final chapter next week on Saturday. Don't worry, they're going to have a lovely ending. (semi-ending since their story isn't exactly yet finished.)

CHAPTER 20: ONE OUT OF TWO The concrete road merged with sand as we neared the pier. Peddlers started appearing, and vendors coasting along the road packed the area, selling their trinkets and wares. Baubles like puca bracelets and necklaces made of seashells dangled across the stalls. Some sold kakanin, bibingka, or coconut sliced in half with their refreshing juice ready for customers to drink. Some stalls had an array of junk food pinned to the netting. Once we saw most of the fore

How dare you! I'm not a mildly creepy author. I'm a CREEPY author. Period. Only 3 episodes left btw. We're nearing the end guys.

I think tanktop redneck was surprised to see Damien from across the street turn out to be a huge guy. That's why when he shoved the redneck, he tripped on his seat to establish dominance that he was his bitch. 😂 And as for them sexing up, they won't have it in this book, sadly. Hahahaha. It's meant to happen in the next instalment which I'll publish by 2030. My next story will have a lot of sex if you're into that. I'm a horny writer so it can't be helped.

CHAPTER 19: WALKING ON A DREAM "Tapos na," (It’s done,) said the barber. Fingering my hair in the mirror—the cut was sleek. I haven’t had a haircut this short in almost a year. Scissor cut tapered on the sides; that’s what I asked, and this barber delivered. They priced the haircut at around $2.00, so I gave him $100.00 worth of tips. Grinning as though he had just won the lottery, the barber said, "Salamat pards." (Thanks bro.) I grabbed the backpack and headed to the pier to me

I'm honestly more judgemental towards someone who has several partners and does not know what to do in bed. If you've had a thousand sex partners, you better blow my mind apart from blowing me up. If not, then go back to the saddle and re-learn everything. You're not leaving the bed until you've sucked a thousand more dicks and got this right.