An extremely good looking fellow!
On my visit last week, he weighed me, measured my height, and then produced a tape measure to check my waist size. As he was passing the tape around my middle, I smiled (not that he would have seen that because of the facemask I had to wear), looked him the eye, and said:
"You do know this is the closest physical contact I have had with another human being since the last week in March, don't you?"
He burst out laughing, thought about it, and replied:
"God, that must be really hard on you. At least I've got the wife at home."
He's fully aware of my sexual preferences, but I decided not to comment on his use of the word hard.
A good looking fellow, and a great sense of humour, as well.