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And hey to @Bucket1 as well!
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Hey, Val!
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Maybe just as well... If only because the letter F isn't all that far away from the letter B on my keyboard...
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Did you sleep well, Albert? Oh, that reminds me, and I keep keep forgetting to ask... How have the night cramps been the past few weeks?
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And good day to all the rest of you wonderful people!
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Good morning, young Albert.
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You could always wear a wig. One winter when I was still a child, my ears got really cold. Mammy got me a pair of ear wigs to keep them warm.
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Clients? Don't restaurants have customers? I'm beginning to wonder whether it's an eating establishment Albert's running, or just some sort of high class bordello...
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I don't actually bring them with me... More a case of them them not being able to resist my natural charms, and them following me. Oh! And as for the bill.... I'll see you straight when I get my glasses. (Hang on... is it possible to see Albert straight? )
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So does that mean you are an empty headed wrinkly, then, Gary?
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So you're not doing it for your love of it? But rather for the love that others give you?
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Well, gang... It's that time of night again. Time for this tired Mar(t?)y to try and get some shuteye. Night all!
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I don't class myself as a professional gay. I'm only a practicing homosexual. But hopefully practice really does make perfect. And as for it being your profession, does that mean you get paid for it? My understanding is that professionals do things for the money, whereas amateurs just do it because they love doing it.
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Who's Gary? I thought his name was Gay...
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Who's this Mary character?
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Hey Gary! Great news on the writing. I think you said you were only around 1,000 words yesterday. And I hope the soreness in the shoulder is a good soreness. ❤️
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Pull up a chair, Page. Albert's serving some excellent fayre this evening.
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Yes, please!!!!!
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Baby? Honey? 😮 Is there something going on between the pair of yous?
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I certainly hope the music will be as good as the food....
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Merci beaucoup, Monsieur!
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I love the way you always start with the "Tonight I am serving..." bit, Albert! You make it sound as though you're running some high class restaurant. Could you serve mine with a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice, please?
