astone2292
-
Posts
4,120 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Forums
Stories
- Stories
- Story Series
- Story Worlds
- Story Collections
- Story Chapters
- Chapter Comments
- Story Reviews
- Story Comments
- Stories Edited
- Stories Beta'd
Blogs
Store
Gallery
Help
Articles
Events
Everything posted by astone2292
-
Nonsense, you came right on time. There should be some leftover Rolo-Ritz cracker cookies in the pantry... Never mind, I had those last night.
-
Thanks, Bill! I'll add Project Hail Mary to my reading list. It sounds interesting!
-
That's really funny! Like, really forkin' funny.
-
Always happy to cause giggles and guffaws!
-
Unicorn. Adding it to the writing list.
-
I can't wait to finish my Cernunnos sequel. Ben will learn there's more than wolves, bears, and moles...
-
-
Uh huh. Next thing you'll tell me, you haven't read my Rocky Prompts, Tennessee... Honestly, the short stories are some of my favorites. Does not require much creative processing power.
-
-
I refuse to believe that "normal" people have a clue what customer service folk deal with. I'll bet $5 half of GA won't believe I got flashed by one of my regular customers yesterday.
-
It was super fun to write! I might have to add more of Robert's jokes to this collection.
-
I'll be sure to show him this exact comment!
-
Oh, God! Not the keyboard! That's a pain to clean, especially if it gets wet. But yeah, when I issue a warning, ya better listen.
-
Still a happy dance!
-
I have been laughing at this joke for the past five hours and counting.
-
It was a quiet night at Bangin' Tap, a quaint bar in the middle of nowhere. Locally owned and operated, people drove miles just to drink at the humorously named establishment. Quirky and funny decor lined the walls, along with the stereotypical sports memorabilia. Every light gave a warm glow– not an LED in sight, aside from a few neon brand signs. It felt like a home away from home for many men, including the employees. They were all known by name, preferred sports team, and favorite ball
- 17 comments
-
- 24
-
-
-
-
Oh, just you wait! I'm about to drop a comedic short in "Sticks & Stories." Don't you dare sip a drink...
-
Well, I'll be sure to double-down on Cow-man! He's been speakin' to me as of late, currently working on the fifteenth chapter.
-
It was a breath of fresh air returning to the universe! I'm happy everyone's enjoying it so far.
-
I'll accept those too.
-
Aww, I'll take interesting! I'll also accept genius, intelligent, and/or stellar. Can't remember if you read my Corporate Galactic but this is part of that little sci-fi/dystopia world. Large, corporate companies control Earth, and they offer supplies to the Galactic Union they just joined.
-
Funny you use a SpongeBob GIF, I can do a decent impersonation. Thanks for reading, Patch!! Your comments keep me writing. One more submission comes out next week!
-
Thanks, SR! Glad you liked my little Corporate Galactic continuation.
-
Oh. You know, I didn't really think about that. Huh. Aerohn, a combo of human and Xiavan. I imagined Rohn with his humanoid shape, still walking around and not floating. He could have a purple tint across his skin, or perhaps a thin membrane, resembling the Xiaven's. If this wasn't an anthology submission, I'd go back in and throw in a "look in the mirror" scene.
-
Ah, so many questions left behind. Mostly for reader imagination. Let's see if I can elaborate a bit: Fusion/combination: A melding of the minds. Was it painful? Was it sexual? I'd say neither. The Xiaven are fairly boring, so I imagine the process was quick and had very few side effects. Any other gaseous matings: Ylvi's findings also stated the Payot were also compatible, but knowing those firm-handed and easily excited people... Yeah, probably not. What else has/will happen: I "have" started another tale in my Corporate Galactic universe, so the Xiaven and Aerohn have a chance of being mentioned. The only problem is I've been so caught up in my western WIP. "Cow-man" takes priority at the moment.
