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Ok, I have a one question test for you! My late husband told me this was on a math test he had to take in high school and no one got it right! If you are going down the road 55 mph (88.51 kph) and there is a fly in the vehicle. And the fly is flying from front to back. How fast is the fly flying?
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You turn bright red when you text someone something and realize it was not the person you meant to text! Thank goodness it was not anything naughty and I sent it to a family member! But I did awhile ago send a text to my sister when I was trying to text someone else about a king size bed frame my sister sold to the lady. But I texted my sister instead and she started laughing! Oh well, there goes my senior moment for the day! Well, I hope it is the only senior moment today! lol
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Wait! I feel this is not a dream but a vision he is having! Am I wrong?
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I am out of here for a bit. See you all later when my funny jokes have refreshed!
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Tell me if that was a little to much! I will stop if it is!
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Oh and by the way @Marty, which guy do you want to help you change your diaper? Oops sorry! I mean underwear! lol
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@Marty, go to the bathroom! That is not a nice gesture and it is not a gentlemanly thing to do in front of Ma Sherye! lol and the wishful thinking is you thinking maybe you should have gone but now you have to change your clothes! lol I could not resist, my sweet friend!
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I think my sneeze just gave me a headache! Yikes!!!!!!
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You know it is funny when you sneeze and think, what in the world am I sneezing about cause there is not anything in the air! Then you figure out that maybe you are allergic to yourself! I may not be able to live with myself if that happens! lol
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The things us older people just to do something that entertained us back in the olden days would surprise the younger generation today! lol I remember cutting out pics from catalogs and making paper dolls with thin cardboard and glue for my doll house. I could stay in my room and entertain myself for hours and not make a sound which my parents use to come in the room to see if I was up to no good! Which I wasn't! Well, some times I was up to no good! I was a child at one time and mischief was something that came with childhood! What did you do that kept you entertained in your childhood?
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OMG! What are you doing with my future husband's pic? lol
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Hmmmm curious minds wants to know more about the dream and what Chris is?
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The Drop in Centre
Sherye Story Reader replied to Mikiesboy's topic in Mikiesboy's Drop in Centre's Topics
Order me one too if you get hungry! lol -
OMG! I just got proposition by a guy I am old enough to be his mother! The guy is a friend of my stepson and their friend! He asked if he could use the shower and told me no peeking now. I told him he just took the fun out of it! He said if I do peek that I will have to wash his back! I told him I can not do that cause I am afraid of the water! he said that I should be cause he would make me even wetter than what I am afraid of! WTF! Young men going after older women these days! Oh well, at least they still think I am still looking good for my age!
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Better take a big magnifying glass to zoom in on it lol Just kidding sweet Marty!
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the ice cream I got! And it is so yummy!
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Not going to happen on my watch, when I go to a fast food restaraunt and order a dr.pepper and some soft ice cream and they charge me. When she gave me my ice cream and then says have a nice day! That isn't going over me very well! I told her that ice cream was sure a high price, but did you forget something? Cause I ordered a drink too. She hang on and let me see. She opened the window up again and I am so sorry, but I have been busy! I am thinking, the order is right in front of you with the price of 2 items and you make my ice cream but don't see the drink! So not on my watch!
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The Drop in Centre
Sherye Story Reader replied to Mikiesboy's topic in Mikiesboy's Drop in Centre's Topics
Anyone know of a mouth doctor specialist? I need to get my foot removed from my mouth cause it seems to be snuck in there and has been a long time! lol 🤣 -
What is Chris? A Prince to all supernatural creatures? We want to know!
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Now I know I am getting senile when I forget who ought a grocery store that my mom and I moved into a year before she passed away. My sister had to correct my mistake! Geeze and my sister started forgetting stuff before I did and she is 2 years younger than me. Then now I start doing the forgetting! For goodness sake, those people are my nephew's family on his dad's side and I should have known who each of them are! I have known them all since the late 70's! I need to take a pill for forgetting to remember but I might even forget to take the pill too! lol The reason I thought all this was because my nephew's uncle (his dad's brother) passed away this morning! RIP Jerry Hall!
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I can talk trash on here about my sister as much as I want but if I hear someone in person trash her then I will defend her! I really do love my little sister even though she is 100 lbs heavier than I am!
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Oh by the way, my sister one time told me that I was not a people person and she was! WTF! I am more friendly than she is, I don't go post things on social media that would hurt friends or family (she has), I can talk to people with ways that makes them feel wanted (she talks to people like she knows it all and they don't) and so tell me who is the people person? Her or I? lol
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Happy Tuesday to you too, @Headstall! Our SWEET GARY!
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WOW! Now I am going to have to ask my stepson and daughter in law to leave my house so I can go have some fun! lol
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Well, your profile says 73 so yes I am not good at math so I was wrong. I should have said 7 years. WOW, I just thought of something! You were born the same year my big brother was born. RIP Sammy since 2010! I miss that old fart for the last 10 years!
