Summerabbacat

Soap marketers have been very successful in convincing me @Biff Spork. I use body wash made from lime and coriander and use herbal deodorant which contains no aluminium chloride. I am not going to test your experience and refrain from using at least body wash, this is one issue on which we shall have to disagree. I thought Bumper was very brave (foolhardy actually) allowing a prairie dog pup climb onto his penis without at least the protection of a koteka. The pup could have caused some real damage with its "wicked claws'. My late beloved male cat, Bassey, jumped into my lap once from the armrest of the lounge whilst I was asleep and wearing boxers. Suffice to say some blood in your crotch is not something any male wishes to see. Bumper is a boy with an apparent abundance of enthusiasm and commonsense. I thought him very clever for realising approaching the prairie dogs on all fours would likely be less threatening to them. This story continues to entertain, charm and educate @Biff Spork.

Bumper and Marcus are certainly enjoying their carefree naked adventure. They are showing remarkable patience and maturity in their study of the prairie dogs. I wonder if their study of the prairie dogs and their apparent enjoyment thereof will leave such an emphatic mark that it will lead them to undertake such studies as adults. Dare I suggest @Biff Spork a pair of David Attenboroughs in the making. With Marcus' wealth at their disposal, imagine what they could achieve for the rest of the animal kingdom not intent on destroying Planet Earth.

Oh what a joyous chapter @Biff Spork, perhaps my favourite to date I think. "I described how Marcus and I were studying the prairie dogs and might even write a book about them when we finished. I told my dad how all the outdoor stuff he taught me when we went camping was useful now that Marcus and I were out on the prairie." How generous and thoughtful of Bumper to make this comment to his father, one can only imagine how thrilled he would have been to receive such fair praise. "The buffalo took no notice of the penises poking through the tent door, except perhaps the big bull. After we finished, he let his penis out, about three feet long, and peed a big puddle." This elicited a hearty laugh from me; this was one pissing contest neither Bumper or Marcus could win. “Marcus is very dear to us, Bumper. Since his granddad died, we’ve never seen him so happy as he has been lately. Since he met you, there’s a light in his eye again, and he laughs and smiles like he used to when he was little. If there’s ever anything you need, or you want to talk about…” turned me into a weeping puddle. I am not fond of children (an understatement), but I defy anyone not to been enamoured with both Bumper and Marcus. And again, those gorgeous Prairie Dogs. I loved how Bumper and Marcus took to naming them, and what amusing and clever names. @Biff Spork I found myself hearing both Bumper and Marcus initially speaking with a David Attenboroughesque tone of voice when they first started discussing studying the Prairie Dogs. He has such a soothing tone, a tone most suited to his passion.

A very entertaining chapter @Biff Spork, largely due to the appearance of the Prairie Dogs and the reaction of Bumper and Marcus to their behaviour. I had never heard of a Prairie Dog before and would have assumed they were some type of wild dog without your informative preface to the chapter. I checked them out on the net and they are very cute, very smart and live in highly organised and large communities. Bumper and Marcus continue to amuse, although their "fascination" with each other's poop was something I found a little difficult to appreciate.

A very quirky and amusing chapter @Biff Spork. I had to laugh at Marcus’ and Bumper’s efforts to "save" their chi/qi. I imagine it won’t be too long before they start getting “blue balls”, unless they start having more regular “nocturnal emissions”. The growing strength of their relationship is a delight to behold, each boy, but more particularly Marcus I think, has a quaint innocence. Their attempts to preserve this innocence provides them with many opportunities for playful silliness, with each seeming to thrive on the whimsy of the other. I have to wonder how long this will last though, particularly once Bumper returns to school. Marcus' order of "essentials" for the camping trip was very funny. I have never been camping in a tent, but even I know this was waaaaaayyyyyyyyyy too much for an outdoor expedition of this type. His naïveté was harmless and very funny.

As usual a most enjoyable and entertaining chapter @Biff Spork, although I found myself running the gamut of emotions from great joy to great sadness within the blink of an eye. Your prior “caution” not to judge Bumper’s father too harshly based on Bumper’s assessment of him came to pass in this chapter. When speaking of the conversation he had with Jason regarding the protection of Marcus and by default the protection of Bumper, it was very evident Bumper’s father is very proud of him and loves him dearly. I also suspect Bumper’s father may be aware his son is at least questioning his sexuality. Marcus’ statements “but Bumper, when I woke up this morning and saw it was raining, I thought you might not come. I just ache to see you. Please come as soon as you can” and “Well, I woke up this morning, and I felt really lonely. It seemed like years since I’d seen you. I know it’s stupid, but I missed you so much I just had to see you right away” filled me with some concern as to Marcus’ mental health. Whilst there is no doubt he is a very intelligent boy, I have to wonder if his home-schooling, and in particular the loss of his beloved grandfather, have negatively impacted his self-esteem. With any other boy as his object of desire and devotion I think Marcus might be in for some serious hurt, luckily Bumper appears to be equally enamoured with Marcus and also has a certain social “awkwardness”. It does not appear either have been detrimentally affected at this point in their life, but it may affect them as adults. They both strike me as being too trusting and could be taken advantage of by those who are less caring and less scrupulous. Marcus’ statement “But you know, they’re not my buffalo. They belong to themselves, and they live here like I do” was profound and deeply moving. I am guilty of invariably referring to my beloved feline family as “my cats”, although I don’t think I own them as such; in fact, the opposite would be closer to the truth. I am definitely “their human” (read devoted slave). I was very impressed that Bumper too was moved by this statement from Marcus. “Marcus, it’s because everything gives us hard-ons!”, “Oh, Ronnie! That’s it! Let your inner girl come out” and “Hold on, there, Mayberry Billy. This here filly is a-savin’ it for the wedding night!” had me laughing uproariously. I have to ask though, what or who is Mayberry Billy. I assume perhaps a fictional character in a book, film or TV show? “It was a strange protest — hardly any participants, perhaps a hundred" had me in tears. I recall a number of protest marches I have been to in recent years regarding Australia’s hideous live-trade exports, circuses and animal testing for cosmetics (to name but a few), and have often come away feeling very sad, despondent and often downright fucking angry that so few of my fellow humans seem to have cared these were issues worth protesting against. Your confidence as a writer continues to grow and enchant @Biff Spork.

@Biff Spork I apologise if I gave you the impression I thought you were lecturing me; I certainly did not think this. I was merely indicating the things I already knew to compare to the things I did not know which you kindly alerted me to. I don't wear silk, but it would never have occurred to me it was also "vegan unfriendly" because I have always thought there had to be an element of cruelty to be considered "vegan unfriendly". Your statement it is not just consuming but using an animal in any way cannot be any simpler as you previously stated. I also look very closely at all cleaning products for both myself and the home to ensure they are not tested on animals. I think a lot of people are completely unaware of the use of rabbits for testing of all sorts of chemical cleaning products. This and cosmetic testing is completely unnecessary as well as unethical. I am beginning to lecture now (not to you obviously) so shall conclude.

Thank you @Biff Spork I was aware a vegan would not wear leather, fur and wool for the obvious reasons the animal is murdered or in the case of wool invariably harmed in shearing, but was not aware of silk or sea-shells. I was also aware of all the foods you mentioned, although have had trouble understanding honey as the bee is not harmed (at least I don't think they are). In the case of honey I assume a vegan would not use honey to topically treat a wound for example instead of antibiotics as is done in some parts of the world where antibiotics are not readily available. I have also read there is some debate about whether vegans can eat oysters, but found the argument for a little difficult to understand. I myself am not a vegan as I still eat dairy cheese and honey. Seafood was the latest food I gave up eating about 18 months ago, chicken about 10 years ago and all other meat 37 years ago (the smell of lamb and pork in particular are truly nauseating). For some time I missed eating chicken, but now the smell of it cooking makes my stomach turn. I don't wear any of the aforementioned products, although find it difficult to buy non-leather shoes, likely because Australia is a vast country with a relatively small population and market.

A very educational chapter for me @Biff Spork. Firstly I was unsure what a cowrie shell was and was surprised a shell would be considered "vegan unfriendly" or a "bunch of skeletons" as Marcus indicated when describing a cowrie shell necklace. I searched the 'net and recognised a cowrie shell as something I have seen on many occasions. I was astonished to find cowrie shells were once used as shell money (a currency) in certain parts of the world, such was their worth (a bit like spices). Am I correct in assuming Marcus considers them "vegan unfriendly" as one cannot be sure the sea snail was not killed to obtain the shell? I don't know if the sea snail loses the shell naturally, but assume the shell would likely detach when the sea snail dies. If the sea snail died and the shell detached, would this still be considered "vegan unfriendly" @Biff Spork (I am not sure if "vegan unfriendly" is the correct description to use, but given "vegan friendly" is used on lots of products and food, I assume the opposite is the most logical description to use)? Bumpster? Bumper will have to think of a "cute name" now for Marcus. I was amused by Marcus' response to Bumper's admiration for his home “Yeah, a famous architect designed it a long time ago, somebody named Wright." I assume the "somebody named Wright" is Frank Lloyd Wright whom I have seen referenced in a number of stories over the years, almost always in reverential tones. Marcus' attention to the safety of the racing cart was painstaking. I was astonished at the speed it could achieve, so understand why his attitude is so. A nice leisurely chapter @Biff Spork, showcasing Bumper and Marcus can enjoy each others company even if doing very little.

As a gentile with only a smattering of knowledge of Jewish customs and beliefs, I was very surprised at how little interest Kyle's father and mother take in his physical and mental wellbeing. I have known a number of Jews through my workplace during the 30+ years I have worked there and without exception all have always impressed upon me the importance of family in Jewish life. Admittedly all have been marginally religious at most, but all have been proud of their heritage. I recognise this is fiction, but like all good fiction it has provoked and challenged my preconceptions. Asher's father continues to shine as a beacon not only for his two sons, but now for others as well. Another interesting addition to the 'New York Holidays' series @Altimexis.

What an enterprising group of boys (and Rene). They certainly demonstrated it is possible to have a "family" gathering where most of those gathered are not related by blood. Unlike many traditional family gatherings, there was no backstabbing, no violence, no drunkenness and no one-upmanship. Whist I enjoyed the presence of Kyle, I found his laissez-faire flirtation with veganism annoying; however, I had to remind myself he is only 9 years old. I was very impressed with Asher's attempt to cater to Kyle's whim; he proved himself to be a most charming and amiable host.

I particularly enjoyed the banter between Gary and the two boys. He is certainly NOT the stereotypical father of a gay teen.

I have to disagree with some of my learned fellow readers who were disturbed or offended by Seth's "flagrant" expenditure on hi-fi equipment. He may well have spent a lot of money, but he purchased quality. I have a Marantz turntable, speakers and amplifier (which I now use as a pre-map) which I purchased in 1983 and Marantz CD player I purchased in 1993. All were comparatively expensive when purchased and are still working perfectly, although all have at one time had minor/major repairs. Their sonic quality is vastly superior to any streaming service and any reasonably priced rubbish equipment one may be able to purchase nowadays. If I had purchased cheap equipment at the time I would no doubt have had to replace it, thereby costing me more in the long run and contributing unnecessarily to landfill. And, to play Billie Holiday or Sarah Vaughan on sub-standard equipment is NOT acceptable. Personally, I was far more disturbed Seth's parents thought it acceptable to dine with the Governor without an invitation having been extended to their son. He is not an accessory to be dragged out of storage when it suits them to have him be seen with them. Seth of course made excuses for them that they had no choice but to do so. Bollocks. Asher's mother surprised me, very pleasantly, with her relaxed attitude towards her son spending Thanksgiving evening with Seth. Perhaps she is not as traditional as Seth believes her to be. This second story celebrating the lives of Asher and Seth is off to a very promising start @Altimexis. I look forward to reading it to its conclusion.

Are you sure Marcus and Bumper are only 13, or just shy of 13 in Bumper’s case, @Biff Spork? Their analysis of love and sex and the impact the latter has on their budding relationship was profound and, frankly nothing short of startling. "It’s like sex can fill that empty hole but only for a few minutes. That’s why I’m a little bit afraid of sex. It feels like a feast but it’s just a snack” from the mouth of Marcus and “You’re right. I never lost anyone I loved, but I think I see what you mean. Jerking off is really great, but when it’s over, sometimes it feels like you’ve lost something” from the mouth of Bumper, remarkable statements from anyone, but even moreso given their youth. Perhaps the most remarkable of all though was the thoughts of Bumper regarding their friendship and Marcus’ extraordinary wealth" When I went to bed, I pondered what I had heard, that Marcus was rich, really rich. I thought that if I had known that before I met him, we would not have become friends. I would have been nervous and acted stupid. But now, knowing that he was rich wasn't important. Everything I loved about Marcus had nothing to do with money. Marcus was just Marcus, and I loved him more every time I saw him.". My admiration and respect for both grows with each passing chapter. Bumper's father sprung a surprise with his open and seemingly genuine admiration of Marcus' grandfather. Perhaps there is hope for his redemption yet. Another interesting and well written chapter @Biff Spork. You are making a habit of this, but unlike many habits this is one which should be cultivated and nourished, much like the relationship of our protagonists.

Similarly to a number of other readers who have commented, the references to Star Wars and Star Trek went completely over my head. I remember as a 14 year old when Star Wars was released at the cinema and its immediate success, but it held no interest for me at all. I attempted to watch it on video many years later as an adult. I managed to watch about 20 minutes of it before giving up. It still held no interest for me. Likewise ET, which I found excruciating to watch. In complete contrast to Star Wars, this story captivated me from the outset and held my attention to the end. The protagonists, Asher and Seth, are both likeable and interesting (even if they are obsessed with sci-fi). I also found myself fascinated with the living "arrangements" apparently common to New Yorkers. The concept of co-op living is completely foreign to me as an Australian living in our largest city of Sydney. Another interesting and well-written story @Altimexis.

Another literary delight from the pen of @Altimexis. The family dynamic is flipped on its head when not only the son comes out, but in doing so, "forces" Dad to come out as well. The plot could have so easily have become farcical or overly melodramatic, but in the capable hands of @Altimexis the characters remained authentic and the story believable and ultimately entertaining until its conclusion.

This story which celebrates the close relationship between a grandfather and grandson is so rarely told, perhaps a reflection of Western society where such intergenerational affection between males is often regarded nowadays with some suspicion. I recall as a child and teenager growing up in the 1970's in rural Australia it was uncommon even then for children/teenagers to have a close relationship with their grandparents. My brothers and I were very close to our maternal grandparents, more particularly our grandmother, and when they passed away in their 90's it was deeply felt by all three of us. A relationship with both my grandparents added immeasurably to my formative years and, although they did not really understand, they accepted it without reservation when I revealed I was gay. A truly delightful and beautifully written story @Altimexis. It moved me so, so much that I am now going to investigate your "back catalogue" for further works which may appeal. I have already found and read one before writing this comment, so will have another to comment upon almost immediately.

You have me very intrigued @Biff Spork with the statement Bumper and Marcus will take their friendship/relationship in an unusual direction. Given they are hardly typical teenage boys, this could mean anything. I wait with keen interest for the revelation(s). I daresay we all, not just teenage boys, exaggerate the inadequacies (or faults as we more often judge them to be) of family members. Bumper's father's comment regarding poisoning the raccoon really rankled me, so I will continue to believe Bumper's assessment of him until he provides evidence to the contrary.

@chris191070's review is spot on. Frothy, humorous, intriguing and occasionally bitchy, a wonderfully woven tale from the pen of @ObicanDecko. If "reality TV" shows were as entertaining as this I may be tempted to watch one. Recommended reading for anyone, even those who like me think "reality TV" shows are the absolute lowest form of "entertainment".

I am a little disappointed Samson did not win, but as I have previously commented, Marcus "grew" on me so I am pleased he won. His nominated charity was a most worthy one and he was magnanimous in victory, unlike Eric who was anything but gracious in defeat. Tiffany's surprisingly dry sense of humour was to the fore again, with “I’m sober, so why not,” my nomination for funniest line spoken by any of the remaining contestants in this chapter. She was such a genuinely likeable and unaffected character. Perhaps you could include her in a future story featuring some of the same "cast" @ObicanDecko (hint hint). Samson and Troy met up again and Troy gave Samson his number. Even if you never write another story with these two featured I am going to imagine they became lovers, not on the down low, and Troy's career did not suffer once they came out as a couple. They become political power-breakers (not Log Cabin Republicans though) and use their celebrity for many good and just causes e.g. the Trevor Project, animal rights and environmental issues. @ObicanDecko I am sad to see the end of this delightfully frothy, quirky and amusing little romp. I shall miss the sneak peak into the lives of Samson, Troy, Marcus and Tiffany, and miss making bitchy comments about Kelly K, even though I am contemptuous of "reality TV" shows. Now that I have read all your stories (apart from the sci-fi ones, only because it is a genre which holds no interest for me), I shall look forward to the next "Decko-esque" masterpiece.

A mutual respect and compassion for non-human animals and concern for Planet Earth and the damage being done by humans appears to this reader to be a very solid basis for the friendship developing between Bumper and Marcus, two boys whom many other children their own age would likely consider odd or nerdy. Bumper’s father redeemed himself somewhat with his apparent acceptance of Bumper’s vegan diet and delight he has a friend coming to dinner. I have to wonder though how he and Bumper’s mother will accept a possible relationship between Bumper and Marcus which goes beyond mere friendship? Perhaps Bumper's father's "reactionary and retrogressive ideas" will result in him not recognising the possibility of such a relationship between the two boys, although if such a relationship is to develop Bumper's mother may well recognise it. @Biff Spork a beautifully written chapter, with both Bumper and Marcus exposing their respective vulnerabilities, due in no small part I believe to their inherent goodness and tender-heartedness. I think you struck the "right balance" in this chapter by revealing the lighter or playful side of Bumper and Marcus with their enjoyment of the water games played and amusement regarding boners and the kotekas. I am enjoying the leisurely pacing of this story, the progression of their friendship akin to the progression of many things which occur in their beloved “natural” world. A story such as this is a pleasure to read, particularly as it is so well written too. I look forward to reading more of the lives of Bumper and Marcus.

@ObicanDecko's imagination was working overtime for this chapter @chris191070. The games, apart from the mini-golf, were unusual, and even the mini-golf stretched the "mini" beyond it's usual boundaries. Loved Marcus' sneaky behaviour which enabled him to lower the limbo pole to confound Eric. I had a marvellous tune, "Let The Little Girl Limbo" by the late, great Doris Day, spinning in my head when Marcus undertook this challenge. He is one of the few characters who has grown positively on me since the commencement of this frothy little tale. I did not dislike him at the beginning, I was merely ambivalent. I now like him and enjoy his "sparring" with Samson, which if I recall correctly, they also did in 'Charttoppers'. My favourite line in this chapter is again courtesy of Tiffany, “A wool scarf with a bomber jacket? Who would wear that?” she made a disgusted face as she turned to the racks overflowing with clothes. With Kelly K gone I have no one to troll with any degree of ferocity in this chapter @ObicanDecko. I shall just have to trash Eric given his behaviour which resulted in the elimination of Troy, and for continuing to call Samson, Sammy. He is an annoying smug arsehole. He probably receives an obscene amount of money for his sporting prowess, not to mention endorsements, freebies and groupies. Argh, so undeserved! Team Samson all the way @ObicanDecko, although I would not be sad if he were to lose to Tiffany. I am liking her more and more as the story progresses. I suspect she is far smarter than she has portrayed herself to be as evidenced by her observation that Samson was the only remaining contestant who had not been up for elimination at any stage.

I agree @Jjeffalch. I loved how @Biff Spork flipped the usual "twist" of boy meets girl and is disappointed/emasculated/angry when he discovers girl is a boy in drag or retains at least some sex characteristics of male birth gender; to boy meets girl who he thought was a boy and is disappointed when boy appears to be a girl, but is much relieved/delighted/ecstatic when he discovers girl is in fact a boy (at least for the most part). So many highlights in this chapter @Biff Spork, but I must draw your attention to a soupçon: spunkfestic - what a superb neologism, so descriptive. Bumper's shock and disappointment, "Was I, perhaps, unconsciously hetero?". You flipped the usual maxim, with a touch of implied facetiousness. Very clever and humorous. "Okay, so now my brain was like a bomb crater full of porridge in the midst of a tsunami, but I felt much better." The perfect metaphorical statement to illustrate "fried". “Granddad died last year. I always told him everything.” He looked up at me with a bleak expression and repeated, “Everything.” This brought tears to my eyes and delighted me so as such cross-generational familial love and adoration is so rare in Western societies at least. When a hurricane smashes you against a wall, it doesn’t matter whether you’re gay or straight or boy or girl. Okay?”I nodded. “And you know,” he said, grinning, “those dresses we picked out today are for you. Are you ready to be Shurleen’s Best Friend Forever, Maybelle?”“Okay,” I said. “But, Maybelle?” “How about Begonia?” he offered. “Or Velma?” “I think I’m more of a Veronica,” I said.“Great! And I could call you Ronnie for short because we’re gal-pals.” Hilarious, and the female names, just gorgeous, like the female names in the song '52 Girls' by the fabulous B-52's. Marcus and Bumper, what fantastical creations. Immense enjoyment derived from this chapter @Biff Spork. Humour, a touch of sadness, some irony and a surprise or two. What more could one ask for.

I find the idea of "culling" humans such as Bumper's father far more palatable than poisoning an innocent animal. Such creatures are invariably far more harmful to Planet Earth than a raccoon.

More fun and unusual games in this most quirky of tales. Eric is much smarter, or perhaps more calculating, than he has led his fellow contestants to believe. His apparent bisexuality is seemingly on the down low. He is not to be trusted as his life, or at least part of it, is one of deception. His smugness may however be short-lived. He would do well not to underestimate either Marcus or Tiffany. I have a suspicion Tiffany is not the “air-head” she sometimes appears to be, and Marcus is very determined. As for Samson (my favourite), I believe Eric’s boastful revelation was very personal for Samson and he will want and hopefully seek revenge. I was very pleased to see Kelly eliminated and ecstatic Samson got the opportunity to “kick the ho to the kerb”. She is a spiteful nasty bitch, whose only redeeming feature was her dislike of watermelon. The games! How do you come up with these games @ObicanDecko? What a vivid imagination. I was trying to recall from childhood (back in the palaeolithic period) making a paper aeroplane and could not remember ever having done so. Regardless of the material provided, I would have failed the first game miserably. My favourite line in this chapter, possibly the whole story to date,"Tiffany, on the other hand, was less enthusiastic. She seemed unimpressed, looking at the host as if he had just told her she had to do everyone’s laundry". I had a huge chuckle reading this and imagining the look on Tiffany’s face at such a prospect. I am definitely team Samson. To quote Madeleine Peyroux "Shout Sister Shout".