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No, no, no. Tony would not allow this to happen. He has bought much of the surrounding property and left it as it was. And Levi, propelled by his grandfather's strict upbringing, he has become a "tree-hugging", sandal-wearing, environmental warrior, laying down in the path of loggers and Toyota RAV4's driven by Emma with a 'baby on board' sticker and twin 5 year old's Hamish and Olivia. She may be formidable and believe because she has managed to breed she has automatic "right of way", but she has never come up against anyone like Churchie before.

"A feather from my frock, a star from my sky, a kiss from the Sun, and he was born.” I swear you have channelled your inner-Stevie Nicks with this story @Laura S. Fox. The Moon has revealed herself to Theodore again and imparted her wisdom to help him find Jack and Vince. Stand Back, Theodore will find them, perhaps wrapped in velvet, leather or lace. Jack a Beautiful Child and Vince a Gypsy. And what of Theodore's pack, his father Tharion and his mother, whose name must be either Sara or Rhiannon, but I think the former more fitting. Are they alive or in an alternate Crystal universe. I Can't Wait to see if they have gone beyond the Edge Of Seventeen.

"Something inside told Levi to stay clear. But then something else was telling him to reach out, even if only to find what it was that Casey saw in him. It was almost like those cartoons he remembered watching on TV as a kid, where an angel sat on one shoulder, and a devil on the other, each encouraging the character to follow the path they suggested." A perfect comparison @Mark Ponyboy Peters. What a dilemma for Levi. On one of his shoulders his grandfather, old and bitter, lecturing him, finding fault with everything he has done since moving to Thompsonville, counselling him about the "sin" of enjoying life and the evil that is his father and his father's friends, and urging him to repent. On Levi's other shoulder, Casey Thompson, physically appealing with his blonde hair, tan and floral board shorts, his reputation as a trouble-maker, a member of the universally reviled Thompson family, but someone to whom Levi is attracted, at least physically. It was pleasing Levi finally acknowledged the true nature of the relationship between Jimmy and Dan, admittedly without meaning to do so. Seemingly neither was concerned Levi "outed" them to Brooke, perhaps she already knew. I hope she does not get too enamoured with Levi, although I suspect she is a very observant and sensible girl, although teenage hormones can make even the most sensible of persons, witless. Beachside Lane, an idyllic locale. Avalon and Bayview, both suggest a paradise unspoilt by greedy developers, overdevelopment and families with SUV's which have never seen off-road travel in their life.

A bisexual three way with Levi the "meat" in the sandwich?

After a somewhat awkward introduction Neil has really warmed to Liam, although it appears there may still be a little insecurity on his part. His display of affection towards Alex was almost comical, staking his claim it seemed, and his offer to drive Liam to the station obvious in its intent. He has come a long way though so one cannot find fault with him, and most importantly Alex does not. I have friends who travel to Europe frequently, with Milan and Rome especially and to a lesser extent Paris, being favoured destinations. Last year they travelled to Italy as they were contemplating partially retiring there. They had never driven in Europe and found the experience of driving on the "wrong side" of the road quite disconcerting, particularly at first. A fine piece of writing as usual @Robert Hugill; the mention of Christopher Street Day purely coincidental I assume. I cannot remember for certain if you have yet mentioned how many chapters there are in this latest Hugillicious delight, but I hope there are many more yet to come.

Capsicum spray? Rodent repellant? Anti-fungal cream? A face mask? Handcuffs?

From the description of Dixie Mae's appearance it is apparent from whom Shayna learnt her cosmetic "skills". From the description of Dixie Mae's behaviour during her two visits to Two Spirits Horse Ranch, it is also apparent who influenced Shayna's egalitarianism and intellectual capacity. Mother and daughter, Dumb & Dumber , or should it be daughter and mother, Dumb & Dumber? It surely cannot be a coincidence Dixie Mae has come a-knocking on Jake's front door on the evening her son, Reed, is attending a party/sing-a-long at Two Spirits Horse Ranch. Has someone tipped her off that her son will be visiting the home of the "fudge-puckers"? Speaking of the fudge-puckers, what is the meaning of Dixie-Mae's reference to Bass as "brown-piped" @Vcs? I Googled it but could not find anything definitive. Would I be correct @Vcs in assuming the likes of Dixie Mae would also be prejudiced against Native Americans, in addition to African-Americans, Hispanics and LGBTQI persons? I imagine she would also likely look down upon anyone with an intellectual and/or physical disability. It does not leave too many people she would consider worthy of her version of God. Never leaves home without her ‘face’ and red lipstick, mid-fifties, known for being caught on church security footage ‘fornicating in the chapel’, carries her bible everywhere, prefers bouffant or beehive hairstyles. Clearly Dixie Mae is another "cherry picking" Christian. She is certainly no beauty, either internally or externally. Her appearance is somewhat reminiscent of the late Tammy Faye Messner, better known as Tammy Faye Baker, in fact, she could be a pudgy Tammy Faye, without a sense of humour or love for gay men. Loves her sparkly-blue eye shadow and red lipstick, dresses provocatively, has been said to go after anything with ‘three legs’ single or married. I am not sure why, but this description of Shayna made me think her first sexual experience may have been with a barnyard animal, perhaps a "real" stallion. All I can say is, I hope the horse was not traumatised by the encounter and had his vaccinations up-to-date.

Who knew learning to drive a car could be so "pornographic" @Mark Ponyboy Peters.

My mother did not like me listening to Kate Bush, specifically Wuthering Heights, as Kate sings it in a very high pitched voice. My mother said Kate's voice hurt her ears. When I listened to Kate I had to close my bedroom door. The first time I can ever recall the "c" word being used was by my mother. I was about 11 or 12 so she would have been in her early 30's. She was hanging up curtains she had washed and the curtain rod fell off the hooks it hung on and hit her on the head. She let fly with the "c" word as she did not know I was inside in my bedroom. She was very embarrassed when I sang out "Mum". Suffice to say, we have both used that word many times since. LOL.

Tell “Primrose” she can probably order it from the Pony Palace in Fyshwick.

I think I saw that one @drsawzall. You, sorry Randy Steel, topped Rock Hardon, and then had a three-way with Rock and Spike Long. Your gymnastic training certainly came in handy too, very impressive display of the splits on several occasions, in fact, I wondered how Rock would be able to walk after finishing that second scene. I think I got a sneak peak of your Volvo in it too.

Were you in this video @drsawzall? This song was a huge hit in Australia and nowhere else.

You were certainly very versatile @drsawzall; handsome cowboy stud, handsome surfer dude. Did you ever have a guest appearance in Magnum PI, a John Hughes teen drama with the Brat Pack, or a Falcon or William Higgins porn flick? The Pizza Boy He Delivers In Boston or These Bases Are Loaded In Boston or The Other Side Of Boston Part 2?

Bastien worshipping seems to be very prevalent amongst the students; even the teaching staff are not immune to his charms, with Herr Becker practically salivating in his presence.

To quote Ohio Express, Yummy, Yummy, Yummy.