Jo thought he was only there for transportation, but, in fact, Jake and Bass included him in the surprises, celebration, and rescue operation to come. His reaction of running and doing cartwheels in the pasture was priceless!
The following line nearly killed me: Then, suddenly, two shotgun blasts ripped through the air, followed by the thuds of boots hitting gravel at an uneven cadence—thunk, thud, tap, thunk, thud, tap, thunk, thud, tap.
I suddenly got this picture in my head of the skank bleaching her red roots, eeeeeewww. No one uses that much makeup and bleach unless they're hiding something.
Pro-Jo success all the way! I hope Jake and Bass can arrange to have Sally attend.
Oooohh, I can almost hear Shayna now voicing her opinion on @Summerabbacat, maybe she'll include him in the letter to the papers, sharing her opinions with Washington as well. Ah, oh how will Summerabbacat respond?
Glancing back to make sure I saw all the comments, a little rhyme from grade school came to mind that went something like:
“Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot
I had to laugh thinking of the peppers @Summerabbacat and @Vcs mentioned lacing those beans and the resulting fire being expelled