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i could have sworn that was Alex P. Keaton speaking

I don't know what George is up about gay marriages anyway. He knows that my vote is the only one that counts on a moral level! And I'm in favor of the eterinal concept of marriage for gays. :2hands: :ranger:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4507081/ Perhaps they should just get rid of the uniforms all together.

Better yet they should make her join the fab five on queer eye for the str8 guy. LOL

Looks like the judge agreed with me!

I simply don't get why they are going after Martha Stewart! I understand the law about inside trading. It was probably established by Joe P. Kennedy when he was head of the exchange commission for reform of the exchange so that crooks like himself would no longer be able to manipulate the markets. What I don't understand is what Martha Stewart did wrong. She did the same thing i would have done given the same situtation. It is wrong to try to save your investments. She DAM sure doesn't have enought money to manipulate markets. This is yet another case of the Fed targeting someone they don't like from my point of view. Is there anyone that has a better idea of why what Martha Stewart did was wrong and need to be punished perhpas even with prision time. I Just Don't Get IT?

Welcome iibeeteeii and miguelsanchez55 Pull up a chair? Take off your shoes.....and everything else perhaps.

I do believe that this kind of training is required!!!

Local Schools finally get it right!

it looks like Comicality is so big that the "Godhatesfags" fanitics have hacked into the shack!!! For people who claim to hate gay people they sure spend lots of time dwelling on the subject! Speaking as a man who knows the mind of God it's better to be attracted to sheep and dogs then to have hate for anyone in you heart! I feel sorry for there ignorce! You don't go to hell for who you love......it's who you hate!

Sorry to here you're down, I hope you get it up soon. :2hands: Hugs!!!

Sorry I didn't answer you IM earlier but.....lately AIM has been spamming me with straight porn from peeps I don't know, I'll answer you next time!!! :ranger:

A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he doesn't succeed. Finally, he goes to a world-renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him and says, "I've found your problem. Your penis is 12 inches long. It weighs so much that it is pulling on your lungs, causing you to stutter." "Wa-wa-wa-what's the c-c-c-cure, d-d-d-doctor?" asks the man. "We have to cut off 6 inches," replies the doctor. The man thinks about it and, eager to cure his stuttering, agrees to the operation. The operation is a success, and the man stops stuttering. Two months later, he calls the doctor and tells him that since he had the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him, and his love life has gone down the tubes. He wants the doctor to operate to put the six inches back on. Not hearing anything on other end of the line, the man repeats himself, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my 6 inches back!" Finally, the doctor responds, "F-f-f-f**K you!"

After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor. The Pope says, "What can I do?" The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If you do it, I'll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican." The Pope replies, "I am sorry. That is the Lord's Prayer and I can not change the words." So the Colonel hangs up. After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again. "Listen your Excellency. I really need your help. I'll donate $50 million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.'" And the Pope responds, "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us to support many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord's Prayer, and I can't change the words." So the Colonel gives up again. After two more months of terrible sales, the Colonel gets desperate. "This is my final offer, your Excellency. If you change the words of the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken' I will donate $100 million to the Vatican." The Pope replies, "Let me get back to you." So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says, "I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that KFC is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican." The bishops rejoice at the news. Then one asks about the bad news. The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account."

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification. After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied... "Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?"

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked. The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma." The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy." Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found the milkman dead on our porch!

WElcome to the Family. I think you'll find out that none of use bite. However sometimes the feeling of HOT WET teeth lightly scrap.........hmmmmmmm Nevermind!

A man recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he was told that he was doing "fairly well" for his age. A little concerned about that comment, the man couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?" "Oh no", he replied, "I've never done either." Then he was asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and bar-b-qued ribs? he said, "No, I've heard that all "red meat" is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?" he was asked. "No I don't," he said. "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with sexy women?", "No," the man said, "I've never done any of those things." The doctor looked at the man and said, "Then why in hell do you want to live to be 80 ??"

You must be using AOL. Or they are using you!!! I could have helped you get in! Perhaps next time. We had a good chat last night. Missed U!

Drop on by for the Comicality Saturday Night Chat at 10:00 EST. Instructions: http://www.bill--porter.com/chat.htm

Hi Everyone and for those of you that don't know me I'm 44 and from Michigan. I read and write as the spirt moves me? :ranger:

Happy Christmas everyone :2hands:

Now all we need is the library here too.

'bout time!

Story teller.