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What gets me it they used to be $5.55 and they went up to $5.99. I WAS so caught up in the price increase that i failed to make the connection with the boy and the sign!!! I live 100's of miles from Myr so this must be a corp consperisey! hmmmmmmmm. I think I go put in my app. at little ceasars. I should fit there corp profile just fine.

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '150.' So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, 'This is really cool.' The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man responded, '100.' So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, 'Wow, this is amazing.' The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '50.' The robot then said, 'So, you gonna vote for Bush again?'

the very idea of gay marriage scares most people because it legitimizes gay couples. One preacher i know said that if this is not passed next thing you know your sixteen year old son is going to be marry a 65 year old man and people will be marrying cows! Most gays are seen as sexual deivents by the general public including me at one point. Yes me. When i was in my 20's i saw a movie about a gay teen 15 year old from Chicago on TV that got in trouble with the law for shacking up with a 30 something sleese ball. At this point in my life I thought that gay sex was just that....sex. But something happened in that movies that influnced me so much I took up writing gay love stories. When the teen returned to school all the kids gave his trouble as he had been outed to everyone. One of his teachers decided to take a chance of getting fired and came out to this kid. He did it but writing three words on the chalk board when he was alone with this kid..."I am HAPPY!" He want on to explain to the kid that he was in a relationship and he and his mate were a very happy couple. Just as with this kid it never accured to me that two men living together as a couple could live happely together. I guess i was just into sex like this kid and never looked beyond that. I know the fed is not going to move on equal rights for gays but as i saw in a comersical yesterday in 36 of our 50 states if you comeout to you boss he can fire you and their is nothing that you can do about it. Before we worry about our right to marry we should be addressing discrimation. The only way to do that is to legatimize gay relationships. Until the public see homosexuals as normal people instead of a bunch of queers hanging out at public bathrooms at night looking for a quickie this is not going to change. There......that is the most i have said in a month of Sundays. I've been busy working on my fixeruper.

hmmmmmmmm, me like smooth and quick.

I've been busy moving and i still have lots fo unpacking and cleaning up to do, but i'm back on line and will be checkin in.

i heard that LORENA BOBBITT moved to Russia and changed her name to Cutyourcockoff!!! :2hands:

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1)............. Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and says, "What did I do wrong?" The pro says, "Loft." The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?" The pro says, "Loft." The third guy tees off and hits a slice into a pond. He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?" The pro says, "Loft." As they're walking to their balls, the first guy finally speaks up. He says to the pro, "The three of us hit completely different tee shots, and when we asked you what we did wrong you gave the same exact answer each time. What is 'loft?'" The pro says, "L-O-F-T: Lack Of Fu*king Talent." 2).............. Roger and Charlie emerged from he clubhouse to tee off at the first hole, but Roger looked distracted. "Anything the matter?" Charlie asked. "Na, it's just that I can't stand the club pro," Roger replied. "He's just been trying to correct my stance." "He's only trying to help your game," Charlie soothed. "Yeah, but I was using the urinal at the time."

Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric orthopedic surgeon and helped correct deformities in children." St. Peter said, "You may enter." The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate themselves." St. Peter also invited him in. The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care." St.Peter said, "You can come in too." As the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, "You can only stay three days. After that, you can go to Hell."

Several new viruses have been discovered and are wreaking havoc throughout the national system. Beware of: THE GEORGE BUSH Virus:

I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me. One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. Moral of the story? "Always keep your condoms in the car."

I don't know how true these are but they do make you think! 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello." I've never forgot en that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960s. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab. She seemed t o be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached. It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away... God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others." Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole. 3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve. In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. "How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked. "Fifty cents," replied the waitress. The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it. "Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired. By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient. "Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied. The little boy again counted his coins. "I'll have t he plain ice cream," he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies. You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip. 4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path. In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way. Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand! Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition. 5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts... Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare &serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister. I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, "Yes I'll do it if it will save her." As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away." Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her.

When ever our country considers itself in a "State of War" the 'bill of rights' get tossed in the trash can. Our worse example of this was american citizens put in inturnment camps during WW2. The second worse was during the civil war. Personally i think that NO ONE should be held in cuba!!! Any US citizen that end up working with terriost should be handled like tim McVay. Other's should be handled with a military court such as at the End of WW2. Either hang 'em, let them go, or find suitable punishment.

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Something i ran accross. I love the quote "You could feel the pollen in the air." Just what is pollen anyway.

They should have to all do homework.

GAy network I think they should make shows out of our stories.

hmmmmmm, when i was a teenager i used to tell dead baby jokes!!! Like: What is red white and blue and hangs on the wall? Dead baby on a meat hook! :2hands:

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

hmmmmmmm When i was in the Phillippines I didn't get any viruses but i sure tried!!!

Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?" The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear Power?" The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?" The first guy says, "I don't know." The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know sh*t?"

One day in the future, George W Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No," George W said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Ronald Reagan with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George. The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."