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Hmmmmmmmm....boy cot a real player!!!! sounds good to me!!!!!

I started a new Job 6 weeks ago at a company where I'm protected from being Harassed or Fired over sexual preferrence! My company is based in Canada and that is one of the reasons that's i'm protected. AS we are all from different places around the world i felt it would be interesting to ask. Are you Protected?

Hmmmmmmmm, i wonder why they never pick on "The wizard of Oz."

I saw "the fly" when i was 8 on TV late at night and i had to turn it off. I also had nightmares for months.

It's been a long time since i started a topic and i guess it's time... What is the scariest movie that you ever saw. I think "Halloween" on the big screen back in 1978 was the scariest for me. Please feel free to share your fears this Halloween.

That pun "cracked" me up.

Welcome Back...We missed you!

We have a chat tonight at 10PM EDST. Go to http://www.chatuniverse.net go to Java Chat or setup mIRC room Comicality and join in We have a chat every Saturday night

Thanks Guys!!!! I did have to work today (Tim Hortons mgt trainee) but it's good to be workin.

^is soon going to have more posts then I do too

Happy Birthday to you....and to me too

don't let it bother you... People can be a pain sometimes but it is worth it and we are glad that you are here!

My thoughts are if anyone is going to Die it would have to be a Weasely! Prob the father what's his name Arthur Weasley. Anyway he'll probably die saving Ron life as he'll probably follow Harry to some stupid trap! He'll also probably get in trouble at the beginning for casting a forbidden curse at the end of the last book.

^Has way more posts than i do!!!

I really should finish that story!!!

The young ensign approached the crusty old chief and asked him about the origin of the commissioned officer insignias. "Well, Ensign, it's history and tradition. First, we give you a gold bar representing that you're valuable BUT malleable. The silver bar of a lieutenant junior grade represents value, but less malleable. When you make lieutenant, you're twice as valuable so we give you two silver bars. "As a captain, you soar over military masses, hence the eagle. As an admiral, you're obviously a star. That answer your question?" "Yes, Sir. But what about commanders and lieutenant commanders?" "Now that goes waaaaaay back in history. Back to the Garden of Eden even. You see, we've always covered our pricks with leaves... "

> >As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she > >heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she > >observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. > >Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" > >The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old,unmarried,and this > >thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away > >and leave me alone." > >The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the >other > >side of the bedroom door. Opening the door he observed his daughter >making > >passionate love to her vibrator. > >To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad I'm >thirty-five > >years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get >to a husband! Please, go away and leave me alone." > >A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, Placed the > >groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming > >from, of all places, the family room. > >She entered that ar ea and observed her husband sitting on the couch, >staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. > >The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?" > > The husband replied, "I'm watching the football game with my >son-in-law."

Subject: What Bush Sr. Wrote In his published memoirs, "A World Transformed," written five years ago, George H. W. Bush Sr. wrote the following to explain why he didn't go after Saddam Hussein at the end of the Gulf War (1991). "Trying to eliminate Saddam...would have incurred incalculable human and political costs. Apprehending him was probably impossible.... We would have been forced to occupy Baghdad and, in effect, rule Iraq.... "There was no viable "exit strategy" we could see, violating another of our principles. Furthermore, we had been consciously trying to set a pattern for handling aggression in the post-Cold War world. Going in and occupying Iraq, thus unilaterally exceeding the United Nations' mandate, would have destroyed the precedent of international response to aggression that we hoped to establish. "Had we gone the invasion route, the United States could conceivably still be an occupying power in a bitterly hostile land."

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

hahaha :king:

I've been workin with my Dad for the last year as he has macular degeneration. He can still do the e-mail thing with the maginifer built into windows but his surfing days are over. I hope all goes well for you Rainbow and I'm praying that we will here from you again. :king:

I had a crush on a guy named Andrew once and i almost seduced him one night but....(sighs) he was str8... My advice is to stay from Str8 boys...even if they are cute.

I remember the first time i got one of those i called the FBI. They told me about the scam. I then went on line and read all about the scam. If anything sounds too good to be true, it's probably a scam!!! :wacko: