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Lee Wilson

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  1. I'm not sure I'd want to eat what was microwaved next after that.
  2. Not exactly, although a blade was considered. If you're curious, go ahead and read 'Quack, Quack.' It's quite short. Ah, I see you already have.
  3. That's funny. You found a gif of eggs getting nuked. I think chapter five's food victims will give you a bit of a challenge to find.
  4. He should, but do kids always obey their parents?
  5. I was thinking more like a straitjacket. And feed him with a spoon.
  6. Damn. The little putz was at it again the past two days. Well, on the bright side, I got two sponge baths. I have to believe he thought he was making grape jam or wine, but putting a bunch of grapes in a microwave for one thousand, two hundred and thirty-four seconds is not the way to do it. I'll teach you something, there's a difference between jelly and jam. And no, it's not 'Jam up and Jelly tight,' sorry Tommy Roe. Huh? There's a radio in the kitchen, I get to listen to oldies once in a
  7. Lee Wilson

    Chapter 10

    Wouldn't that be the pot thickens? Eh, maybe not.
  8. Only if you’re a microwave.
  9. Lee Wilson

    Chapter 42 S2

    I believe you've stumbled upon the title for book 3: 'Secrets 3: The Return of Mum'
  10. Lee Wilson

    Chapter 10

    You had me nervous with the warning about the death. I was thinking Kareem or Omar. Regarding Alexander's knowledge of the second beetle, wasn't it Reginald who could see things as they were in the past? It would have more sense if he "knew" where the beetle was.
  11. Lee Wilson

    Chapter 42 S2

    I had one of those in 'The Boy on the Porch.' 🍆 Oh, you didn't mean 'let go' physically. Sorry.
  12. Maybe I need to add another warning: Imbibe Lee Wilson's demented comedic stories in small doses, remembering to breathe between chapters!
  13. Lee Wilson

    Chapter 42 S2

    Chapter subtitle: The impatient patient. Well done. Hopefully Devin listens to Mac and doesn’t push the healing any faster than still reasonable.
  14. Thanks. Dave thinks he’s 7 or 8. I’d go for 8.
  15. Keep it up, you’ll get there.
  16. 714,506 And counting.
  17. He’s an experimental model, so nothing’s published yet.
  18. Lee Wilson

    In The End

    Yes, an appropriate song for the chapter. Thank you, Edwin.
  19. That's another fine mess you've gotten us into Stanley.
  20. Yeah, kind of does seem like an overreaction, doesn't it?
  21. Devlin at his best.
  22. Hmmm. I'm wondering if that would be a bad thing, or a good thing?
  23. Thanks for this, and the other comments. But this one put a smile on my face.
  24. Stay-puff marshmallow man. I wounder would would happen to him in a large enough microwave!
  25. Yes, oh no, but maybe it's not all bad news.
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