Damn. The little putz was at it again the past two days. Well, on the bright side, I got two sponge baths. I have to believe he thought he was making grape jam or wine, but putting a bunch of grapes in a microwave for one thousand, two hundred and thirty-four seconds is not the way to do it.
I'll teach you something, there's a difference between jelly and jam. And no, it's not 'Jam up and Jelly tight,' sorry Tommy Roe. Huh? There's a radio in the kitchen, I get to listen to oldies once in a