Masked Monkey

You are 22, that hardly makes you 'middle aged' :king: Snow Dog

I love it when ... I am not the top poster of the day because Mark is :wacko: :king: Snow Dog

He'll be surprised. Usually I don't offer to share his expertise. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, you usually charge for it Now, as to Mr. Luka, based on the basic story, the time from pre-shower to toothbrushing is 20 min. If we assume 1 min. for shower warmup, and 2 min out of shower to toothbrushing. We have 17 minutes for 'shower' and 'personal' activities. Unfortunately, without knowing Dom's particular shower habits, i.e. number of times he shampoos, if he uses conditioner, his particular washing pattern, soap use, potential fastideousness in cleaning the shower prior to exiting. There are just too many variables, including potential excretory functions, to be able to accoount for any of that 17 minutes. I think the variables of the situation will require extensive experimental observation of Dom's morning habbits. Of course, I may need several volunteer observers to assure that a full and complete observational record is made. Perhaps video taping would be required. A full and complete report will be published on GA for any interested party, including all appropriate photo and video tape documentation. Snow Dog, Ph.D.

Originally I discovered GA because of Comicality, but never stopped to read anything else. Eventually, in my quest to find everything that dkstories wrote I found myself here again, once Dom and Ghost Ryder arrived, I was stuck. :king: Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

I think I need a couple of days to think about this one to give a well informed answer Snow Dog I couldn't read it and not post, that would defeat the 'Quick' purpose

First off, I'm glad you are out of the corner, having been there many times myself, I understand completely. Does the fact that you are going out to get drunk mean we get to look forward to making fun of you this evening (our time)? Snow Dog

Yea I want this

I love you Dave. Snowey (you better stop or I may start rocking with you)

Simply to piss me off, when they do it to anyone else it is an accident :king: Snow Dog

Mark, in what situation is someone whoring around not "kind of, well, arousing" to you? Love ya kitty :king: Snow Dog

IDer I hate doing that, my foot hurts in sympathy Snowey

I couldn't quite figure out if I put it in this one or the 'love it' one. I hate it when ... you get the itinerary for your interview and find out you are scheduled for 10 individual 1/2 hour interviews :wacko: :king: Snow Dog

I'm sorry to hear about your Grandmother , clearly from my blog entry today I must have felt a 'vibe' in the air . I think it is awful that our modern world has come to the point that bad news does not even get a phone call anymore ... much easier to mass send an e-mail, you only have to deal with it once. My thoughts to you and your family, and I hope your Grandmother experiences a minimum of pain and discomfort. Snow Dog

If you had added the butter you would have been fine, silly man. :king: Snow Dog

Needless to say, I do

I'll have to agree with Shadow, don't listen to snow dog. Actually, that's probably good advise for young and 'old' around here. Vic :2hands: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I love you too Vic Snowey

Hey Nickolas, since you are young I thought I should warn you to stay away from the insidiously evil types around here. In particular you should stay away from Conner (make sure you spell his name right or he gets mad) and Michael (Rocketcnj, he passes out the rainbow jellybeans that are laced with something). They may seem sweet, but it is more like the gingerbread house from Hansel and Grettle. Those around here who have the proper attitude are Mark Arbour (if he is ever allowed to post unmoderated again), Vic (naper_vic)) and of course myself (Snow Dog). If all else fails, trust Sharon (sat8997) because she is always right (or so I am told). Have Fun and Don't talk to strangers :king: Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

make that Socialist pot smoking queers <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What's wrong with socialist pot smoking queers? I bet they make for one hell of a great country. Of all the Canadians I've met, there's only a few I didn't like. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll wager they were French Canadians and I wasn't saying that there was anything wrong with socialist pot smoking queers, I was just expanding on his description

I don't understand how people could forget the ninja turtles (Snow Dog remebers that not everyone has kids and had to watch the damned movies hundreds of times each, at least no one has mentioned 101 Dalmations <Snow Dog runs screaming from the room humming "Dalmation Plantation">. As to blue hair, anything blue reminds me of the Smurfs, the most evil, hate filled creatures ever created for children's enjoyment. If you ever really pay attention to an episode all they do is argue and do and say mean things to each other. One time while waiting for the sun to come up (there were certain hallucinagens involved) some friends and I made the mistake of watching an episode -- talk about a bad trip. Watching the plastic bag of aluminum cans crawl across the room was much more enjoyable and soothing. Oops, went a bit off track. Anyway, enjoy the blue hair, and I always had a fondness for Raphael. :king: Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderhal

OMG I did have someone use a line on me. And no it hasn't worked Yet

make that Socialist pot smoking queers

There is one thing every chronic pain patient I have ever met has in common. We prefer late night. There is less pressure to act normal, to walk normal, to be stoic. There is nowhere to be, there is no one to disappoint, and there is no one to judge. You can live who you are and you can feel how you feel without the disapproving eye of others. Pain is the enemy, and the darkness, my refuge :king: Snow Dog

Sorry, my family left the colonies for Canada during that nasty little uprising. The only thing worse than a Frenchman is a French Canadian :king: Snow Dog, British Empire Loyalist

gac! I knew it wasn't in the old testament and I haven't read the thing for like 20 years (other than to look up a verse here and there)