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Masked Monkey

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  1. not to many shadows at night shadows, but I agree with you. You always pick the Cheery verses. snow dog
  2. Masked Monkey

    a pick me up...

    No, Mark wouldn't dare judge me based on superficialities. He likes me for the content of my .. um oh, and mercy pick-up lines don't count, but mercy wanks do (Ben) Snow Dog
  3. Tell us what you really feel Dave. P.S. I'm glad you didn't die , I would have felt real bad (well worse than I do already) if you did
  4. Masked Monkey

    a pick me up...

    No one has ever used a pick up line on me. snow dog
  5. Masked Monkey

    The Mission?

    Mark is a slut, and he is my slut ... stay away :mace: :king: Happy Snowey
  6. Masked Monkey

    still asking...

    I can't believe I am answering this, at first I would say 'nothing' because I have a poor body image (not that I would ever do anything about it), a very poor one (hmm). However, there is one (well two ) part(s) of my that I win in the gene pool. I have extremely long eye-lashes to the point that I have been hit by jealous chicks for it. Most people don't notice cause I'm always looking at the ground. My way queer HS drama teacher was the first to really point it out directly to me (he insisted I get my hair cut so he could see my eyes in class, and I don't think I got a hair cut for like 6 mos after that). Now my hair is short ('cause I'm a responsible memeber of society ), but people still don't notice because I still look at the ground. :king: Snow Dog
  7. you're cute when you use historical references :king: Snow Dog (ok even I think that was a bit gross)
  8. Mark, what a clever way to get Jules as an Apprentice. I'd love to see the personal messages you send Jules that don't get 'approved' :king: Snow Dog Edit: P.S. Don't be too hard on yourself, I'd prefer the privilege
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    next question

    Oh, you so do not want to get me started I told this one on live chat: What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? ... A Dictator and my all time favorite from M*A*S*H: Did you hear about the Rabbi that did circumcisions for free? ... He only took tips. :king: Snow Dog
  10. It's probably just a meaningless popularity contest, you know, the kind that were always so fun in High School (Snow Dog realized he migh have some deep seated anger and resentment, but then blows it off as irrelevant) :king: Snow Dog
  11. If I didn't know better I would thing you were making a derrogatory remark directed at me. It is not my fault if my shy, reserved, and unassuming style tends to attract people like [insert appropriate similie here]. :king: Snow Dog
  12. I'm a carrot who thinks he's an egg, but really, I just drink coffee and laugh at everyone. :king: Snow Dog
  13. Suddenly I have the urge to lick an ice cream cone and suck the filling out of a twinkie. Me, I'm that damned pistachio (not the gross red kind) nut that never split open when they roasted it. As to who can eat it, pretty much anyone who takes the time to force the thing open. :king: Snow Dog
  14. Actually Rob, I think Mark was saying that as he is not out in his public life and doesn't want to be, he must hide something about himself. The possible choices are person or personality or both. You have basically said you chose neither. Person means that you hide your identity, most likely to ultimately give out enough info that (as you say) a detective could figure out who you are. Personality is kinda self explainatory (I think). To hide personality kinda defeats the purpose of going online unless you are some type of predator trolling for victims, in which case you hide your person as well. Mark was simply pointing out that he chooses to hide his person so that he is able to discuss and explore his feelings without outing himself. It is a choice I understand quite well. The downside is that if you are not extremely careful, you can't say what you really want to without 'giving away' too much, and you will ultimately give away enough true info for a detective to find you, should one be interested. :king: Snow Dog
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    Fight! Fight! Fight!

    I could not disagree with conner more. I want to see a post war about who can embarass the other more :king: Snow Dog
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    Fight! Fight! Fight!

    Having had some experience with nose smacking (I of course get it often with a rolled up newspaper) I can understand the humiliation. The only time I really came close to breaking my nose was in college, I was going into the lab one weekend and opened the heavy glass door to the building right into the bridge of my nose (yea I'm kinda clumsy sometimes ). Thank IDer it only blead for a bit and wasn't broken. The funny thing was that I didn't have to lie about it because the truth was so stupid, people just assumed I was lying :king: Snow Dog
  17. Even if it is just with your hand Snowey
  18. I always knew you were a meat queen Vic :king: Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal
  19. Happy Birthday Jules, I don't have no fancy graphics to post for you. I don't have any clever statements or witty remarks, just a hope that you have the best day possible. Love Snowey
  20. Just #52 above. Nothing major :king: Snow Dog
  21. Are you calling me a liar? :king: Snow Dog
  22. If I am reading this correct, your telling me that at 15 (by only a frew months), your coming home drunk at 3 am. I'd be screaming at you too, oh believe me, I'd be doing more than screaming (no hitting though, hitting is strictly not allowed in my house). That aside, I'm sorry your mom is giving you a hard time. :king: Snow Dog <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not. The kid deserved it. Personally, I'd have tracked his butt down way before 3 am. Sharon <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was just trying to be nice and supportive. I can't even picture any of my kids (except the 20 y/o, but she never really lived with me) doing that, and my son is so anti-drug, anti-alcohol it is almost scary. Also, I think the fact that she didn't says more about reaper's mom than it does about reaper. :king: Snow Dog Snow Dog
  23. Nothing to be afraid of, and you're not quite all out there. Some things are still left to the imagination. Although, Dave has given you quite a buildup, hope you can live up to the image. :king: Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal. P.S. You wouldn't believe some of the things he was talking about doing to you whe you passed out Saturday night/Sunday Morning
  24. If I am reading this correct, your telling me that at 15 (by only a frew months), your coming home drunk at 3 am. I'd be screaming at you too, oh believe me, I'd be doing more than screaming (no hitting though, hitting is strictly not allowed in my house). That aside, I'm sorry your mom is giving you a hard time. :king: Snow Dog
  25. Actually, I see none of the above, I see PD's dad . Which is weird since I pictured Ryan before I met PD (or his dad). I stopped reading Clancy a while ago. :king: Snow Dog
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