Tales of Inanimate Objects - 5. Chapter 5

Oh. Em. Eff. Gee

I'm rolling!🤣🤣🤣

You pinned down another one.

Already beats my high score. I usually run the gutter all game. 

30 minutes ago, kbois said:

Oh. Em. Eff. Gee

I'm rolling!🤣🤣🤣

You pinned down another one.

I knew you'd like this one. You should put it in a frame.

24 minutes ago, RainbowPhoenixWI said:

Already beats my high score. I usually run the gutter all game. 

Better put the bumpers up. One of our alleys here hosted a blind bowling night for charity.

Yes, you read that right. They raised the bumpers and made guardrails to help guide people to the foul line. 

Tell me how you figured this inanimate object was Irish?

16 minutes ago, astone2292 said:

Better put the bumpers up. One of our alleys here hosted a blind bowling night for charity.

Yes, you read that right. They raised the bumpers and made guardrails to help guide people to the foul line. 

Beautiful ! Our Gay & Lesbian League raises Money for Make a Wish Foundation. It helped one our players family out a few years back at a troubling time 😔

41 minutes ago, astone2292 said:

I knew you'd like this one. You should put it in a frame.

She doesn't have too many frames at the moment so she can't spare it. It's enough to give you a splitting headache

Ouch, the memory this brings. I suggested a bowling night for a senior outing in high school. Buoyed by a couple of family games, I was ready to hit the lanes.  Of course that was the night I scored 17 for my first game!  The next two games were not any better! 

13 minutes ago, weinerdog said:

Tell me how you figured this inanimate object was Irish?

What? I like Irishmen. 

8 minutes ago, weinerdog said:

She doesn't have too many frames at the moment so she can't spare it. It's enough to give you a splitting headache

Ack! Oof! Auughhh! Pun overload!!!

Just now, raven1 said:

Ouch, the memory this brings. I suggested a bowling night for a senior outing in high school. Buoyed by a couple of family games, I was ready to hit the lanes.  Of course that was the night I scored 17 for my first game!  The next two games were not any better! 

I'll consistently bowl a 125-ish. Noah's the bowler, and I love going to his league games... particularly for the booze. He'll put up 200-225 pins a game. 

As long as you have fun, scores do not matter. 💙

14 minutes ago, JohnnyC said:

Beautiful ! Our Gay & Lesbian League raises Money for Make a Wish Foundation. It helped one our players family out a few years back at a troubling time 😔

That sounds freakin' awesome! Leagues tend to stick together like that. 

23 minutes ago, weinerdog said:

She doesn't have too many frames at the moment so she can't spare it. It's enough to give you a splitting headache

You turkey.

19 minutes ago, astone2292 said:

I'll consistently bowl a 125-ish. Noah's the bowler, and I love going to his league games... particularly for the booze. He'll put up 200-225 pins a game. 

As long as you have fun, scores do not matter. 💙

True, but when it comes to a split decision, I always end up in the middle. (Nonsensical response, but I've got to keep the pun tradition going.)

Regarding booze, at a certain point of inebriation, my score goes up.  After that point, I really don't care who wins or how many gutter balls I make. Fun is fun!  

In keeping with the holiday spirit.... 

Who remembers Elf Bowling?

23 minutes ago, kbois said:

In keeping with the holiday spirit.... 

Who remembers Elf Bowling?

 

Are you referring to the type of bowling that uses a smaller ball and smaller pins I remember seeing that as a kid

10 hours ago, kbois said:

You turkey.

This is either the finest obscure bowling reference or it isn’t 

I’m really questioning how I spend my spare time…

23 minutes ago, kbois said:

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Getting three strikes in a row is called a turkey. 

 

Yes it is 😂