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Tales of Inanimate Objects - 3. Chapter 3

She's the queen of the streets, and her word is law. People look at her multiple times a day and obey. Little do they know, she judges you and every move you make. Listen to the lady, or risk the consequences. The police help her from time to time, but she had her ways with luck in the world.

Sun, rain, sleet, or snow, she will perform her duty, as it's all she has.

If you heed her warning, you're in the clear and earn her respect. You would never see it, but she waves and wishes you the best "Hey, boo! Look at you being safe. Have a good'n, baby!"

Some think they can skate by as they roll slowly towards her, then zip away. She remembers who you are. You'll never get on her bad side, but you won't gain favor. Test her if you dare. "Mhmm, I see your scrawny ass. How 'bout you listen to what I have to say before you end up regrettin' life."

The ones that ignore her… Those are the ones that rile her up. She will not be disrespected, and she will send bad juju to you and the ones that travel with you. There are no words when she is crossed unless something follows. If she had fingers every time an officer catches you flying past her, she would snap them and rejoice.

Cross her while her sister on the corner pays respect to others, bad things are bound to happen. When they do, she will cackle at your misfortune and rub it in, no matter the outcome. "Haha! Take that, you stupid bitches! Y'all didn't listen, and look what happened. Come back next week when you get that door replaced and your ass in a cast."

Call her mean. Call her wicked. Call her what you will, but you do not test her.

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I've debated for the longest time to start up a forum on my first-ever adventure in writing, and after posting the 22nd chapter, and after the intense praise from the comments and hitting 30k views, I felt the need to create this. My story, Love in the Shadows, is a para-normal gay romance that follows an Alpha wolf shapeshifter, Mason Wilson, who quickly finds his destined mate, Vincent Bolton. Vincent, a mage capable of clairvoyancy and controlling ice and shadows, works at a grocery stor
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RainbowPhoenixWI
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I was already a paranoid driver .... now I'm gonna be dreaming about talking road signs and crosswalks and everything. Drivers Ed Fantasia coming soon. 

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astone2292
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2 minutes ago, RainbowPhoenixWI said:

I was already a paranoid driver .... now I'm gonna be dreaming about talking road signs and crosswalks and everything. Drivers Ed Fantasia coming soon. 

I instantly thought deer-crossing signs as being paranoid whack-job conspiracy theorists with aluminum foil hats!!! "It could happen, but it ain't... BUT IT COULD!"

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RainbowPhoenixWI
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1 minute ago, astone2292 said:

I instantly thought deer-crossing signs as being paranoid whack-job conspiracy theorists with aluminum foil hats!!! "It could happen, but it ain't... BUT IT 

Well I mean I already swear either the deer move the signs, or they move themselves. I mean I would never hide a road sign for giggles and fits 😇

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weinerdog
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2 hours ago, kbois said:

Oh stop!

She's my kind of badass bitch!

You mean it wasn't you he was writing about?(Be honest readers you had the same thought for a moment)

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astone2292
1 minute ago, weinerdog said:

You mean it wasn't you he was writing about?(Be honest readers you had the same thought for a moment)

Ehh. Not enough GIFs to be her. 

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Dan South
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So many sides to her. Eight ways to Sunday. Rigid. Unforgiving. It’s the reason I roll by and shudder around the corner. Who else is watching? Stop it some more

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astone2292
36 minutes ago, Dan South said:

So many sides to her. Eight ways to Sunday. Rigid. Unforgiving. It’s the reason I roll by and shudder around the corner. Who else is watching? Stop it some more

Back To School GIF by Kohl's

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kbois
9 hours ago, weinerdog said:

You mean it wasn't you he was writing about?(Be honest readers you had the same thought for a moment)

I Appreciate That Season 3 GIF by Bachelor in Paradise

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kbois

Name the artist. No googling.

 

Stop children what's that sound? 

Stop in the name of love! 

Don't stop belieeeeeeving!

Don't stop me now!

 

 

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Dan South
2 hours ago, kbois said:

Name the artist. No googling.

 

Stop children what's that sound? 

Stop in the name of love! 

Don't stop belieeeeeeving!

Don't stop me now!

 

 

Buffalo Springfield 

Supremes

Journey

?

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kbois
50 minutes ago, Dan South said:

Buffalo Springfield 

Supremes

Journey

?

Yes. Yes. Yes. 

C'mon... the lead singer of this band is arguably one of the best rock voices of all time. 

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weinerdog
36 minutes ago, kbois said:

Yes. Yes. Yes. 

C'mon... the lead singer of this band is arguably one of the best rock voices of all time. 

I knew the first three like Dan did but the forth one has me stumped. Will you reveal it if no one gets it? if not I WILL google it

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Valkyrie
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1 hour ago, Dan South said:

Buffalo Springfield 

Supremes

Journey

?

 

6 minutes ago, weinerdog said:

I knew the first three like Dan did but the forth one has me stumped. Will you reveal it if no one gets it? if not I WILL google it

Freddie Mercury Dancing GIF

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drsawzall
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4 hours ago, kbois said:

Yes. Yes. Yes. 

C'mon... the lead singer of this band is arguably one of the best rock voices of all time. 

Neil Young????

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drsawzall

The following made me think she wasn't a stop sign...

Cross her while her sister on the corner pays respect to others

Traffic light Cartoon Clip art - traffic light png download - 2558*5000 ...

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drsawzall
28 minutes ago, kbois said:

Samuel L Jackson Reaction GIF by Coming to America

Hey there...calm down a bit...just because I came of age in the 1960's don't mean I misremember everything...

Cheech And Chong Up In Smoke / Radiator Heaven Cheech And Chong S Up In ...

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astone2292
21 minutes ago, Story Reader said:

I hate street lights! Well not all the time! lol

I was going for "stop sign," but street lights work as well. :)

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