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Four Letter Words - 2. NOOB
People at my high school suck. Everyone is such douchebags and assholes. Not even to me specifically, just in general and to each other. I may only be in grade 10 and I may not be one of the popular kids, but I was totally right in thinking this. The day I saw, what I hoped, was a kid from my school pop up in the World of Warcraft server I play on, was the most exciting day of my life. To my delight, the account was only a level 4, whereas I was 58.
UnobtainiumKnight69: NOOB!!!!
MadisonHighGuy95: Pardon?
UnobtainiumKnight69: your such a NOOB! only lvl 4 u loser
MadisonHighGuy95: 
MadisonHighGuy95: I only started playing last week.
UnobtainiumKnight69: Were u from anyways NOOB
MadisonHighGuy95: Uhm. Why are you asking?
UnobtainiumKnight69: cuz i think we go 2 the same ^skool and i wanna make fun of u in person. NOOB
MadisonHighGuy95: Well, for that reason, I don’t really want to...
UnobtainiumKnight69: dun be a chicken shit u NOOB
MadisonHighGuy95: Well… *sigh*
MadisonHighGuy95: Fine.
MadisonHighGuy95: I go to school at Madison High (duh) in Greenville.
UnobtainiumKnight69: i go there 2 u NOOB
UnobtainiumKnight69: ew i go 2 skool wit a NOOB like u
MadisonHighGuy95: Oh yeah, we go to the same school?
MadisonHighGuy95: Are you in grade 10?
UnobtainiumKnight69: yah. hbu?
MadisonHighGuy95: Yeah!
MadisonHighGuy95: This is kinda neat.
MadisonHighGuy95: Maybe we could be friends!
UnobtainiumKnight69: y wuld i wanna be friendz wit a NOOB like u???
MadisonHighGuy95: I don’t know…
MadisonHighGuy95: You seem pretty good at this game, maybe you could teach me.
MadisonHighGuy95: A lot of my friends are really cool, too. We could totally hang out.
MadisonHighGuy95: It would be awesome!
UnobtainiumKnight69: who r u
MadisonHighGuy95: My name is Taylor.
UnobtainiumKnight69: ew its u
UnobtainiumKnight69: teh popular guy
UnobtainiumKnight69: the jerk
UnobtainiumKnight69: no wonder ur a NOOB
UnobtainiumKnight69: i h8 u
MadisonHighGuy95:
MadisonHighGuy95: Why do you hate me?
UnobtainiumKnight69: ur a asshole!!!!
MadisonHighGuy95: Wait, what did I do to you?
UnobtainiumKnight69: idk.
UnobtainiumKnight69 ur just a jerk
UnobtainiumKnight69: NOOB
MadisonHighGuy95: So, what’s YOUR name?
MadisonHighGuy95: I highly doubt it’s UnobtainiumKnight69.
UnobtainiumKnight69: im sam, NOOB
MadisonHighGuy95: Ah.
MadisonHighGuy95: This makes sense now.
UnobtainiumKnight69: wat u talkin bout???
UnobtainiumKnight69: r u spreading rumors about me or sometin???
MadisonHighGuy95: No, no! It’s just…
MadisonHighGuy95: How do I put this into words…
MadisonHighGuy95: ...People just kind of… don’t like you.
UnobtainiumKnight69: yeh i no
UnobtainiumKnight69: cuz ur all assholes
UnobtainiumKnight69: i told u this u NOOB
UnobtainiumKnight69: no wonder u suk at this game
MadisonHighGuy95: Well… no.
MadisonHighGuy95: It’s just… you’re kind of mean.
MadisonHighGuy95: So, no one really wants to talk to you.
MadisonHighGuy95: Or have anything to do with you…
MadisonHighGuy95: I’m sorry.
UnobtainiumKnight69: u better be sorry
UnobtainiumKnight69: ur tellin lies
MadisonHighGuy95: Okay, so.
MadisonHighGuy95: Remember earlier this year? When me and a few friends tried to sit with you?
MadisonHighGuy95: We saw you all alone at your table
MadisonHighGuy95: And we wanted to keep you company, at lunch.
MadisonHighGuy95: We were only trying to be friendly.
UnobtainiumKnight69: yah i remember
UnobtainiumKnight69: I told u jerks 2 fuk off
UnobtainiumKnight69: u were being all pity on me
UnobtainiumKnight69: asshole NOOB
MadisonHighGuy95: Dude…
MadisonHighGuy95: We were just trying to be your friend…
MadisonHighGuy95: Why don’t you believe me?
UnobtainiumKnight69: i dun believe u cuz ur a lier!!!!
MadisonHighGuy95: Okay, fine.
MadisonHighGuy95: I challenge you to name one.
MadisonHighGuy95: Just ONE time that I was a jerk to you.
UnobtainiumKnight69: easy
UnobtainiumKnight69: just like ur mom!!!!
MadisonHighGuy95: I’m waiting.
UnobtainiumKnight69: uh well
UnobtainiumKnight69: u put me on the spot
MadisonHighGuy95: I’m sure you can think of so many examples
MadisonHighGuy95: Since I’m such a terrible NOOB person.
UnobtainiumKnight69: …
MadisonHighGuy95: You can’t think of anything, can you?
UnobtainiumKnight69: shut up
MadisonHighGuy95: I thought so.
MadisonHighGuy95: Are you willing to give me a chance?
UnobtainiumKnight69: why are you being nice to me
MadisonHighGuy95: I’m a nice guy.
UnobtainiumKnight69: is this a trick
MadisonHighGuy95: Nope! I promise you.
MadisonHighGuy95: I’m not tricking you.
MadisonHighGuy95: I just want to be your friend.
UnobtainiumKnight69: hmm
UnobtainiumKnight69: i dunno bout bein friends…
UnobtainiumKnight69: but i am willing to teach your noob ass
UnobtainiumKnight69: a lesson or 2 in this game
MadisonHighGuy95: Great!
MadisonHighGuy95: Sounds like a fair place to start.
MadisonHighGuy95: When and where?
UnobtainiumKnight69: my house this weekend
UnobtainiumKnight69: i’ll pm you my address
UnobtainiumKnight69: my house so you cant pull anything on me
MadisonHighGuy95: Sounds great!
MadisonHighGuy95: I look forward to it. See you then, Sam.
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Stories posted in this category are works of fiction. Names, places, characters, events, and incidents are created by the authors' imaginations or are used fictitiously. Any resemblances to actual persons (living or dead), organizations, companies, events, or locales are entirely coincidental.
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