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Four Letter Words - 2. NOOB

People at my high school suck. Everyone is such douchebags and assholes. Not even to me specifically, just in general and to each other. I may only be in grade 10 and I may not be one of the popular kids, but I was totally right in thinking this. The day I saw, what I hoped, was a kid from my school pop up in the World of Warcraft server I play on, was the most exciting day of my life. To my delight, the account was only a level 4, whereas I was 58.
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: NOOB!!!!
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Pardon?
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: your such a NOOB! only lvl 4 u loser
 
MadisonHighGuy95: sad.png
 
MadisonHighGuy95: I only started playing last week.
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: Were u from anyways NOOB
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Uhm. Why are you asking? smile.png
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: cuz i think we go 2 the same ^skool and i wanna make fun of u in person. NOOB
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Well, for that reason, I don’t really want to...
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: dun be a chicken shit u NOOB
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Well… *sigh*
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Fine.
 
MadisonHighGuy95: I go to school at Madison High (duh) in Greenville.
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: i go there 2 u NOOB
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: ew i go 2 skool wit a NOOB like u
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Oh yeah, we go to the same school?
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Are you in grade 10?
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: yah. hbu?
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Yeah! smile.png
 
MadisonHighGuy95: This is kinda neat.
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Maybe we could be friends!
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: y wuld i wanna be friendz wit a NOOB like u???
 
MadisonHighGuy95: I don’t know…
 
MadisonHighGuy95: You seem pretty good at this game, maybe you could teach me.
 
MadisonHighGuy95: A lot of my friends are really cool, too. We could totally hang out.
 
MadisonHighGuy95: It would be awesome!
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: who r u
 
MadisonHighGuy95: My name is Taylor. smile.png
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: ew its u
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: teh popular guy
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: the jerk
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: no wonder ur a NOOB
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: i h8 u
 
MadisonHighGuy95: sad.png
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Why do you hate me? sad.png
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: ur a asshole!!!!
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Wait, what did I do to you?
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: idk.
 
UnobtainiumKnight69 ur just a jerk
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: NOOB
 
MadisonHighGuy95: So, what’s YOUR name?
 
MadisonHighGuy95: I highly doubt it’s UnobtainiumKnight69. tongue.png
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: im sam, NOOB
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Ah.
 
MadisonHighGuy95: This makes sense now.
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: wat u talkin bout???
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: r u spreading rumors about me or sometin???
 
MadisonHighGuy95: No, no! It’s just…
 
MadisonHighGuy95: How do I put this into words…
 
MadisonHighGuy95: ...People just kind of… don’t like you.
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: yeh i no
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: cuz ur all assholes
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: i told u this u NOOB
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: no wonder u suk at this game
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Well… no.
 
MadisonHighGuy95: It’s just… you’re kind of mean.
 
MadisonHighGuy95: So, no one really wants to talk to you.
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Or have anything to do with you…
 
MadisonHighGuy95: I’m sorry. sad.png
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: u better be sorry
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: ur tellin lies
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Okay, so.
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Remember earlier this year? When me and a few friends tried to sit with you?
 
MadisonHighGuy95: We saw you all alone at your table
 
MadisonHighGuy95: And we wanted to keep you company, at lunch.
 
MadisonHighGuy95: We were only trying to be friendly.
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: yah i remember
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: I told u jerks 2 fuk off
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: u were being all pity on me
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: asshole NOOB
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Dude…
 
MadisonHighGuy95: We were just trying to be your friend…
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Why don’t you believe me? sad.png
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: i dun believe u cuz ur a lier!!!!
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Okay, fine.
 
MadisonHighGuy95: I challenge you to name one.
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Just ONE time that I was a jerk to you.
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: easy
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: just like ur mom!!!!
 
MadisonHighGuy95: I’m waiting.
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: uh well
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: u put me on the spot
 
MadisonHighGuy95: I’m sure you can think of so many examples
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Since I’m such a terrible NOOB person.
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: …
 
MadisonHighGuy95: You can’t think of anything, can you?
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: shut up
 
MadisonHighGuy95: I thought so.
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Are you willing to give me a chance?
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: why are you being nice to me
 
MadisonHighGuy95: I’m a nice guy. smile.png
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: is this a trick
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Nope! I promise you.
 
MadisonHighGuy95: I’m not tricking you.
 
MadisonHighGuy95: I just want to be your friend.
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: hmm
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: i dunno bout bein friends…
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: but i am willing to teach your noob ass
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: a lesson or 2 in this game
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Great! smile.png
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Sounds like a fair place to start.
 
MadisonHighGuy95: When and where?
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: my house this weekend
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: i’ll pm you my address
 
UnobtainiumKnight69: my house so you cant pull anything on me
 
MadisonHighGuy95: Sounds great!
 
MadisonHighGuy95: I look forward to it. See you then, Sam. smile.png
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Kitt

Very interesting twist. Makes me wonder what has happened in the higher level players life that makes him so unapproachable, Gotta give the new guy credit for continuing to try! Excellent portrayal of the high school mentality!

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BEKelley

This guy sounds like Liz Lemon at her high school reunion. Her whole life she thought she was the victim when it turned out she was the bully. Kids are mean though, especially jr. high boys, I think it's because they jut don't know any better, or maybe it's bad parenting...

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