Remember this dude?
He didn't know squat about my hood where a 9-iron is a pistol and rock is... well, you know wtf it is.
My Neighbors?
Let's start with Mr. Crack Head.
He doesn't really live in the neighborhood. He just works here after 1am. Really strenuous work. Breaking into houses and cars.
Then the gangsta cow...
He's got all the little heifers.
Then there's religious nutt...
Not really dangerous but there's lot's of them and they are annoying.
I belong to an online dating site.
I don't date often because the whole experience is just bizarre.
In selecting a picture and creating a profile, I have some advice.
1. Don't lie. You haven't been age x since the eighties.
2. Don't lie. You aren't a millionaire and you don't drive a Porsche.
3. Don't lie. I don't care if you work as a manager at Shoe-land. Working a steady job anywhere is a big plus.
4. Don't lie. I'll figure out if you're an abusive alcoholic pretty
I know what you did.
It was a big mistake to leave me alive.
You tried to kill me but like a poor workman, you botched the job.
I begged you not too but you just laughed.
My family didn't matter.
Nothing mattered but you, your ego and your duplicity. You took it all.
There was however a complication. I survived.
For a while I didn't want to. I'm not sure how but I found a way.
It wasn't easy and someday I will be sure to thank you for that.
You really couldn
The end is near!
These are the best choices of our venerable political system and wise statesmen. I can only conclude that our civilization is in serious decline if the best we can do is the deeply corrupt, a socialist, billionaire blowhard grifter and a creepy religious fanatic.
How did it come to this? The signs of decadence and stupidity have been here for some time. Reality TV. Music Television without music. Boy bands. Rap and hip hop.
This civilization is on a downward trajecto
One of the best reasons to quit/avoid doing drugs are the dealers. Gone are the days you can share a joint with your English Lit professor. Now it is sketchy, twitchy guys who you would rather NOT know your name or where you live. The weed dealers used to be sweet, misguided lonely guys that you could get high and occasionally sleep with. The guys selling crystal, coke and other stuff you don't want to have anything to do with.
the Maniac- this coke dealer is paranoid, jumpy and armed bette
I have the good fortune of being friends with a delightful young couple from Florida. We'll just call them Luke & Carter.
We love classic rock and seafood and being blessed by living where we do. There's really not anywhere like the Gulf Coast. Sure- it gets blown away every 40 years and we have to rebuild it but what the heck. It's worth it.
We have a long on going conversation thread where we talk about life, music, art and other assorted stuff that's shiny.
Here's a snip that
Cape Verde, Oregon 2019 July 04 1300 PST
What had once been on old barn was completely unrecognizable. Scientific instruments of all descriptions surrounded a concrete vault called the pit.
The pit contained the equipment to make the experiment work. It also protected the human participants in the experiment with a foot of lead and six feet of hardened concrete. Once it was sealed, it could only be viewed by remote cameras in the control room above.
The vapor of condensation washed o
Through a Glass, Darkly
General George S. Patton, Jr.
Through the travail of the ages, Midst the pomp and toil of war, I have fought and strove and perished Countless times upon this star.
In the form of many people In all panoplies of time Have I seen the luring vision Of the Victory Maid, sublime.
I have battled for fresh mammoth, I have warred for pastures new, I have listed to the whispers When the race trek instinct grew.
I have known the call to battle In each changeles
Pelenor City Nakajima Corporate Headquarters
The new acting CEO of Nakajima Transstellar Noburo Sato sat at a much diminished table. An entirely new board and corporate officers had been chosen to save the company.
Sato had arrived at the meeting as the director of Nakajima Shipyards. His distance from anything even remotely untoward in the recent hostilities had propelled him to the CEO’s chair; now one of the hottest seats in the Alliance.
Sato asked the new Chief Financial Office
Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others. -Johnathan Swift
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When the Alliance Civil War broke out 2549, the giant TranStellar corporations located in the Corporate Sector seceded from the Alliance and formed the Consolidated Federation (commonly called the ConFed). The ConFed consisted of five huge TransStellar corporations: Nakajima, MilTech, Venture, предприятие (Enterprise) and Gradient plus hundreds of smaller subsidiaries located in the sector. Those five corporations alone accounted for almost thirty percent of the Alliance GNP. In the beginning th
Few people in the Alliance had ever heard of the Nordia system but it's name has been spoken more and more often.
The systems third planet had been undergoing terraforming and will soon be open to colonization.
Suddenly a stricken ship arrives there igniting controversy and political strife.
The TransStellar Corporations spin machines and political apparatus goes into damage control mode.
Conspiracy theories are rife.
What really happened there?
Find out soon here!
In 1988 it was a death sentence. Everyone was afraid. If you want to know what it was like, this episode of the original 21 Jump Street did a very good job setting the mood.
Thank your lucky stars that you don't have to be afraid to find random friends and acquaintances in the obituaries- every frikkin day.
There are some that say that we will look back and be thankful that the AIDS crisis galvanized the gay community and brought us together like never before. We will be thankful that we
A friend of mine suggested a drinking game where you take a shot whenever Kim Davis or Trump shows up in your news feed. I doubt it would be any fun because one way or another, you're gonna barf.
Given the actual existence of Kanye West, it is difficult for anyone to be a bigger dumb ass but this summer, some one has risen to the challenge.
My dumb ass of the year: county clerk of Rowan County, KY Kim Davis.
This attractiveness challenged individual has been divorced 4 times. She has taken it upon herself to stand tall for the sanctity of marriage by refusing to give gay couple marriage licenses.
Only the most incredibly tone deaf, insensitive idiots would fail to see th
Deez Nuts for President!
The time is NOW for Deez Nuts!
Who do you want?
A billionaire egomaniac?
An old biddy lawyer/politician that skates just ahead of the indictments?
How about one out of a bunch of religious nuts?
A failed CEO or a libertarian that doesn't stand a chance?
Corporate stuffed shirts marching to the company's drums?
Think it through. Dez Nuts is the best choice you've got!
Follow Deez Nuts on twitter! @DeezNutsforPrez
Today one of our members asked a very interesting question which I attempted to answer.
I did my best to keep it apolitical as possible by using four examples: two each from democratic and republican presidential administrations.
Have we made mistakes in regard to the technologies that we sell? OH HECK YEAH! Many, many mistakes. They are made by businesses and at the governmental level.
They have been made by both sides of the political spectrum.
They have been made with malic
It has come to my attention that some of you have never heard of the Bloodhound Gang. This is not acceptable.
Prepare to laugh your ass completely off. You might want to turn it up.
Check them out on YouTube.
Other notable titles are:
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
and
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
The plot to every Star Trek episode ever
(a writer's perspective)
There is always an initial incident and some poor guy in a red-shirt is eaten by an alien.
Then there is a commercial break... for 20 minutes.
The doctor says he's dead Jim and I've never seen anything like it.
Some random character has a flashback (or a bad burrito- that part is never clear) to set up the next scene.
Captain Kirk says WHY... do they hate these shirts!?
The Klingons show up i
These mutant daisies are appearing around the wreak of the Fukashima Daiichi power station.
In March 2011 Japan was struck by a massive 9.0 quake. The Fukashina (BWR) boiling water reactors survived the earthquakes- one of the most massive in world history. The reactors scrammed and shut down- everything was working as it was supposed to until a massive tsunami struck the plant and wiped out the plants emergency power supply.
Without power, the reactor cooling systems failed and the radi
GayAuthors is a GLOBAL web site. There are people here from everywhere, except for Antarctica. Who knows- we might even have a penguin or two.
We literally have people from New York and New Delhi. Philly and the Philippines. Mississippi and Manitoba. Alberta and Albuquerque. I could go on but my onomatopoeia/geography skills only go so far.
It would be an absolute miracle if we didn't have any culture clashes. I know that I've been guilty of that myself from time to time. Anyone that has
Spring Break 1983
Three college kids facing serious drug charges have a chance to clear their records.
All they have to do is drive to Houston, pick up a load of drugs from some serious bad boys and, deliver them to the #1 guy in their college town.
Sounds simple. Living through it might get complicated.
Drive fast, run smart or die badly.
Staring:
JD
Chris & Cole
"Black Beauty"
Coming to GA August 2015.
