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Writing Tip: Spell Check


For today's tip, Cia found a fantastic "Ode to the Spell Check". It appears to have been written by Nico van Tonder from Zaire who wrote it around 1999.

 


Ode to the Spell Check


Eye halve a spelling chequer
It cam with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

 

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

 

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

 

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew!

 


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Frostina

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Omy! This is hilarious!

 

this is so going on my list of favourite odes! ^_^

TurtleBoy

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And the sequel shall be "Ode to the Grammar Check"? This was great! Thanks.

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