http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/11/white-house-responds-to-death-star-petition-no/

So who wants to build a Death Star, I mean we might need slave labor and a fleet of star destroyers to guard it, but hey it can blow up planets (We need to get rid of a few dwarf planets anyway, like Pluto )

For contractors, we definitely need a Sith lord, we will offer generous terms like a dimly lit throne room near the power core (Guard rails optional), and if he does a good job, who knows maybe the Senate will let him be Emperor.

For security, building a thing that is the size of a sun, we need a lot of security. We don't currently have enough people, so let's clone a guy, who has horrible aim and probably can't run for shit. We don't even need to pay him or offer him health insurance.

Do I hear any opening RFP bids?