So. All of you know that I should have been born a blonde. But, as I get older, it is becoming more obvious. My antics are almost unbelievable, but true. "unfortunately"

Hubby is in awe of how I am still me, even at this age. He thought I would grow out of it, and learn from experience. Nope, I'm still me evidently.

"back at the farm" A couple of weeks ago, hubby was over at the lake, filling the fish feeders, cutting the dam, etc. I decided to try to help him with the outside chores, and clean up in the back. I built a fire in the fire pit, and burned things that needed to be burned, limbs, leaves, pine cones, etc. I walked all over the back yard and gathered up all that shouldn't have been there. "Great fire by the way"

Hubby comes home, sees the fire, and my clean up job, and is so proud of me. He put the four wheeler in the shed, and then starts to back one of the trailers down into the back. "Where's my blocks for the trailer?"

"What are you talking about?' I was clueless.

" I had treated timbers to hold my trailers ."

"Hmm." I felt a little guilty. "Those wooden things that were in the center there?"

"That's what I'm smelling, Jo Ann. You burned my treated timbers that I put my trailers on."

"oops"

The Next Week

I was going to spend the weekend with my best friend when I got off from work on Saturday. It was raining and dreary. When I hit the interstate, blue lights. Damn road block. I slowed down, seeing all the cars they had pulled over. Obviously, an insurance check. In Mississippi, that means, many are on the side of the road. I'm like, "Damn, road block."

Thankfully, the two troopers pull off, and I know it's over. I keep going, but the cars on the side keep pulling in front of me. I'm like. "Screw this," and kept going, forcing the cars to quit pulling in front of me. Called the hubby, and told him the story.

His response. "Jo Ann, what are the cars on the other side of the interstate doing?"

"Stopped"

Hubby "Honey, you are in a funeral procession. Whatever you do, don't pass."

Damn, and again. I think I am a true blonde.