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I'd Rather Sleep with Myself

AFriendlyFace

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"Sleep With Myself"



by Prozzak

 

Ya I'll dance with you for a while

But I'm not going to take you home

 

I don't even know you last name

Let me explain

 

Been around the world a thousand times

Been swept away on distant shores

Bedded down with angels

Drank their wine

And always the conclusion is the same

Making love is always grand

But eventually

Love ends a losing game

So let's leave it alone

I'm going home

 

People think celibacy's a crime

Not saying I won't love again

But couldn't we just talk for a while

 

And modern girls (and boys)

Got one thing in their head

Before you down your second drink

You're in the cab

And then you're in her(/his) bed

So let's hold off on the sex play

I don't even know your last name

 

I'd rather sleep with myself tonight

Where no one else can harm me baby no

Oh Oh

Although I'm really quite fond of you

My best intentions never turn out right

I'd rather sleep with myself tonight

 

Ok so I'm going to do something selfish, and downright disgusting. Something I'd find completely off putting in other people. So unless you're okay with that you might want to stop reading now.

 

What is this dreadful thing? Bragging of course. Now I suppose I shouldn't. I mean it's very unattractive. On the other hand, this is a place for my feelings and I'm feeling good about myself. So why not? Besides psychologically speaking a little ego boost from time to time is healthy. (you guys just stop me if I make it a habit)

 

I'll just be honest. I feel really HOT and sexy right now. I just spent the last 4 hours in the bathroom. I took an incredibly long, hot, bubble bath; well technically 4 really long, hot, bubble baths...lol not my fault the water didn't want to stay really hot :boy: . I shaved (face as well as chest, stomach, etc.), I moisturized, I loofahed, I pumiced (can I make that a verb? Well I'm gonna :P:boy: ), all the while listening to music and singing rather loudly. Then I straightened my hair. I'd bought this chemical kit thing. Yuck it smelled awful :/ , but it does seem to have worked rather well, and my hair doesn't feel fried. It did change colour though! It said it was safe for colour treated hair, but somehow the stuff must have reacted with the red or something. I went from a wavy redhead to a straight yellowy blonde. Which really I'm quite pleased with. It's a colour I might have chosen anyway, so hey two birds, one stone ;)

 

Anyway I just feel so great now! I'm all smooth and stuff :) And I have to say my face looks really clear and radiant. And my body? WHOA. :boy::P hehehe. It's great! Pretty much since my teens I've thought "ya know the "perfect" age is like 22." I'd been looking forward to it for quite awhile; I always expected to be in my "prime" then. I mean it's old enough to be legal for everything and fully independent, but it's young enough to still look great and be full of energy. And I think this year lived up to its expectation :)

 

Of course feeling sexy and good about yourself can be a sure recipe for wanting someone. And I do. But I'm certainly not going to start a relationship with less than 2 months before I move hundreds of miles. And I definitely don't want a fling (heck I'd rather sleep with myself :king: ), besides I don't need anyone (right now) anyway. I want someone, but I don't need them, not for the next couple of months anyway. LOL to get sassy for a bit, "I don't need no man to define me!".

 

While I'm at it I think I'll finally put on paper (electronic paper mind you) the two things about unsuccessful relationships that I've always promised myself:

 

1)I will not stay with someone cheats on me.

2)I will not stay with someone who's physically or verbally abusive.

 

I can do better! So I'm going to hold myself to that, and if I ever write about a relationship in this blog, and things go wrong in it. I hope someone will point this out to me.

 

So who did I "fix myself up" for? ME :D LOL and besides just because I'm not "on the market" doesn't mean I object to people trying to "price" me.....okay that analogy really did make me sound like a prostitute. So instead I'll quote another (rather irritating, pop) song to get my point across:



"If you got it, flaunt it,

boy I know you want it"

 

Check on it ~ Beyonce

 

On a side note, someone from work was having a party tonight, and I said I might drop by for a bit. However, I hardly know the guy, and what I do know is that everyone will be drinking an insane amount of liquor and acting foolish. Which I really wasn't in the mood to do tonight. I definitely think this "bath" night was more fun! Ironically the party was supposed to end around 4am, which is the time now. So it really is like I did this instead. Well I'd better get to bed. But I'm looking forward to tomorrow, I'm going to get dressed up, have a teriffic day, and "flaunt it" :P:boy:

 

I hope I didn't offend anyone with my horribly sickening self-admiration, but it was fun. And I promise I'll be a good boy next time 0:)

 

Have a really awesome day everyone and take care!

Kevin

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NaperVic

NaperVic 161

Posted

two words...

 

WORK IT! :2thumbs:

 

Vic :great:

Caipirinha

Caipirinha 14

Posted

Do I get to look at it,

as long as I don't grab it?

I promise I won't go bragging,

so will you let me have it?

 

I rewrote the lyrics a little bit.

 

 

 

Also, I'm a slut. Don't mind me. ;-D

Rocketcnj

Rocketcnj 2

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Kevin...good for you:).....you did what we all should do.."me" time..if you ever get a chance read "The Boyfriend Within" by Brad Gooch...he is a hottie..but he speaks of exactly what your blog says..the importance of taking care of the boyfriend within each of us.....so done good:)

 

I would kill to have curly hair (mine is very not curly....what little I have left..is a buzz cut)

 

why is it those with curly/wavey hair want to straighten it and those with straight hair want it curly/wavey..lol

 

Michael

Caipirinha

Caipirinha 14

Posted

why is it those with curly/wavey hair want to straighten it and those with straight hair want it curly/wavey..lol

 

The grass is always greener.

 

I've had people remark that they've paid hairdressers upwards of a hundred dollars to have perfect spiral curls like mine and I laugh and tell them I go out of my way to tame them down into loose waves. My hair will never be straight, which is a shame, because as I said before, the grass is always greener.

AFriendlyFace

AFriendlyFace 191

Posted

two words...

 

WORK IT! :2thumbs:

 

Vic :great:

 

 

Do I get to look at it,

as long as I don't grab it?

I promise I won't go bragging,

so will you let me have it?

 

I rewrote the lyrics a little bit.

Also, I'm a slut. Don't mind me. ;-D

 

 

 

LOL :D

AFriendlyFace

AFriendlyFace 191

Posted

Kevin...good for you:).....you did what we all should do.."me" time..if you ever get a chance read "The Boyfriend Within" by Brad Gooch...he is a hottie..but he speaks of exactly what your blog says..the importance of taking care of the boyfriend within each of us.....so done good:)

 

I would kill to have curly hair (mine is very not curly....what little I have left..is a buzz cut)

 

why is it those with curly/wavey hair want to straighten it and those with straight hair want it curly/wavey..lol

 

Michael

Thanks Michael, that does sound like an interesting book, I'll have to check it out sometime.

 

I think people just get tired of the same old thing. And of course hair has always been one of humankind's main interests. In fact the other day in my Anthropology class my prof. was talking about things which every culture have in common. One of them was an interest in "hairstyles" and how the hair should be worn etc. It just seems phenomenal to me that throughout the whole world, every society, regardless of their way of life or the particular problems they face, they ALL focuse on "gee, you think I should part this?" :boy:

 

Anyway have an awesome day and take care!

Kevin

AFriendlyFace

AFriendlyFace 191

Posted

why is it those with curly/wavey hair want to straighten it and those with straight hair want it curly/wavey..lol

 

The grass is always greener.

 

I've had people remark that they've paid hairdressers upwards of a hundred dollars to have perfect spiral curls like mine and I laugh and tell them I go out of my way to tame them down into loose waves. My hair will never be straight, which is a shame, because as I said before, the grass is always greener.

 

I agree Luigi, we always want what we don't have. It's a rather sad aspect of the human condition. Still I think it's one of the main reasons people seek variety, and that is the "spice of life" as they say. Of course around here Tony Chachere's is the spice of life, but at least people put it on many various foods :P

 

Anyway take care and have a teriffic day!

Kevin

Guest Kitty

Guest Kitty

Posted

The grass is always greener.

 

I've had people remark that they've paid hairdressers upwards of a hundred dollars to have perfect spiral curls like mine and I laugh and tell them I go out of my way to tame them down into loose waves. My hair will never be straight, which is a shame, because as I said before, the grass is always greener.

And then, of course, there's green hair ... :o;)

 

 

 

I agree Luigi, we always want what we don't have. It's a rather sad aspect of the human condition. Still I think it's one of the main reasons people seek variety, and that is the "spice of life" as they say. Of course around here Tony Chachere's is the spice of life, but at least people put it on many various foods :P

Kevin, you are going to have SO much fun in Houston. :)

 

Kitty

viv

viv 687

Posted

woo hoo! who's the hottie? :P Oh wait!~ It's you 0:)

 

Hugs, Viv

AFriendlyFace

AFriendlyFace 191

Posted

Kevin, you are going to have SO much fun in Houston. :)

 

Kitty

:D Thanks Kitty, I think so too :)

AFriendlyFace

AFriendlyFace 191

Posted

woo hoo! who's the hottie? :P Oh wait!~ It's you 0:)

 

Hugs, Viv

Aww thanks Viv! :2thumbs::D:hug:

Xiang_Xiang

Xiang_Xiang 1

Posted

Hey Kevin,

 

I really like this entry. :2thumbs: (Actually, I think I am going to read all of your entries.) Have a good day then.

 

Colin :wub:

AFriendlyFace

AFriendlyFace 191

Posted

Hey Kevin,

 

I really like this entry. :2thumbs: (Actually, I think I am going to read all of your entries.) Have a good day then.

 

Colin :wub:

Awww thanks Colin!

 

I'm so glad you liked it :D I hope you like my entries, sorry they're usually so long!

 

Kevin

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