My Daily Bread Crumbs 03 Oct 2022
Entry posted by sandrewn in Bread Crumbs 428
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October 3rd 2022 - Holidays and Observances
(click on the day for details)
- Christian feast day:
- 3 October Festival (Leiden, Netherlands)
- German Unity Day (Germany)
- Mean Girls Day
- Morazán Day (Honduras)
- National Day, celebrates the independence of Iraq from the United Kingdom in 1932.
- National Foundation Day or Gaecheonjeol (South Korea)
Observances (click on the day for details)
Virus Appreciation Day
Honduras: Francisco Morazan's Birthday
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A Harley rider eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. The biker reaches up, snatches it out of the air, and hands it back to her. "I am so embarrassed," the woman says. "Please join me for dinner."
They enjoy a wonderful meal together and afterwards she invites him to the theater, followed by drinks. She pays for everything. Then she asks him to her place for a nightcap, and to stay for breakfast.
The next morning the guy is amazed. "Are you this nice to every biker you meet?" he asks.
"Not usually," she replies. "But you just happened to catch my eye."
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A friend of mine works at a tattoo shop. A client walked in and got a sentence tattooed on his back. A few hours later, the customer called, demanding a refund.
Client: You did my tattoo backward!
Tattoo artist: It’s backward?
Client: Yes! I’m looking at it in the mirror right now!
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“Why did you choose a college so far from home?” I asked my British student. She explained that she’d fallen in love with the American West by watching Westerns. So when it came time to apply for colleges, she Googled “Western universities.”
And that’s how she ended up here, at Western Carolina University.
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Our boss asked the new mail-room guy to make three copies of an office key.
The guy returned ten minutes later with the copies …
which he’d made on the Xerox machine.
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