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MDBCs 15 Apr 2023


sandrewn

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April 15th 2023 - Holidays and Observances

 

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Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)

Husband Appreciation Day

National Laundry Day

Declaration of Malacca as a Historical City

McDonald's Day

Micro-volunteering Day

National Anime Day

National ASL Day

National Glazed Spiral Ham Day

National Griper's Day

National Keaton Day

National Rubber Eraser Day

Take A Wild Guess Day

One Boston Day

Orthodox Holy Saturday

Purple Up Day

Record Store Day

Slow Art Day

That Sucks Day

Titanic Remembrance Day

Type 1 Diabetes Day in Honor of Jakya Monique Furtick

 

Seth Rogen’s Birthday

Jacquees’s Birthday

Leonardo da Vinci’s Birthday

Emma Watson’s Birthday

 

 

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I took a real estate client to a handyman special. The place was great, and we couldn't understand why it was so cheap, until we turned on the water main and water gushed from the ceiling. Dripping wet, my client put a positive spin on the showing: "Nice house," he said. "It's even self-cleaning."
 

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My cell phone quit as I tried to let my wife know that I was caught in freeway gridlock and would be late for our anniversary dinner. I wrote a message on my laptop asking other motorists to call her, printed it on a portable inkjet and taped it to my rear windshield.

When I finally arrived home, my wife gave me the longest kiss ever. "I really think you love me," she said. "At least 70 people called and told me so."

 

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My mother began getting calls from men who misdialed the similar number of an escort service. Mom, who had had her number for years, asked the telephone company to change the organization's number. They refused. The calls kept coming day and night.

Finally, Mom began telling the gentlemen who called that the company had gone out of business. Within a week, the escort service voluntarily changed its number.

 

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Trying to explain to our five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, my husband pointed to our brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.

Wide-eyed, our daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”

 

 

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London's Naked Restaurant Will Move to Paris

Naked lunch: why diners couldn't stomach the Paris nudist restaurant | Restaurants | The Guardian

 

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sandrewn :cowboy:

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Oh, yeah!  It's McDonald's Day, and I'm gonna rush out and buy a McGreaseBurger first thing in the morning :) 

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1 hour ago, Backwoods Boy said:

Oh, yeah!  It's McDonald's Day, and I'm gonna rush out and buy a McGreaseBurger first thing in the morning :) 

I can count on my fingers the number of times I've been to McDonald's. Not my favorite place.

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