6 minutes ago, chris191070 said:

The residue my cats leave behind in the cat pit isn't pleasant, hence the need for air freshener.

Use better litter.

46 minutes ago, CarlHoliday said:

When my son cooks his bacon, he leaves some of the bacon bits and grease to fry his eggs. When the frying pan cools, he scrapes out the congealed bits and grease and puts it in a container he keeps in the refrigerator for those times when he doesn't have bacon with his eggs. Not the healthiest diet, but he's already lived a life on the edge of normalcy. Besides, you can't fault a man who bakes his own bread.

I remember when I was a boy our cook had a bacon grease container. It had a metal strainer under the lid to separate the bits out. I think she used bacon grease in nearly everything.