Willie Green turned around and said, “What are you white boys worried about? Dave has our back.”

Rowdy laughed and said, “That’s what I’m afraid of. Dave is cool, but we’ve been pranking each other since we were little.”

Willie said, “Dave is known for his pranks, but I ain’t skreered. They’re always either funny or good-natured.”

Travis said, “Rowdy, tell them about Dave’s gag with your porn mags.”

Rowdy blushed, burst into laughter, and covered his face. “God, Travis. That one…” Rowdy interrupted himself, laughing. “You tell it, I can’t even think about it without cracking up.”

Travis took over the story, “You know that sticky stuff used on junk mail? Sometimes, they use it for store packing, too. David knows where Rowdy keeps his porn mags. He must have collected that gummy, sticky stuff for months. One day, David got to Rowdy’s porn stash and put that stuff all over one of his magazines.”

Rowdy said, “One night when I needed uhh… inspiration and grabbed one.” He covered his face laughing, “It was so, ewww… sticky. I tried to drop it, and it stuck to me. It was so… HAHAHA… so gross! I had to shake my hand to get it off me like a booger.”