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Cats are better than Kids!


Cats are superior to kids in all respects.

 

Forget to feed a cat and he will go out and kill something. Try that with kids and the welfare will come after you.

 

Cats kill vermin. Kids attract vermin.

 

Kids are messy. Cats, with the exception of litter-box and cat-fur, are exceptionally clean.

 

Cats are independent. Kids are always whining "Mummy, Mummy!"

 

Kids are noisy. Cats are usually quiet unless they are hungry.

 

Petting a cat will lower your blood pressure. Dealing with kids will raise it.

 

Kids bring home their friends to eat. Cats bring home their dinner and offer to share it.

 

Cats sleep silently on your feet on cold winters nights. Kids get sick, come to your room and barf on your bed.

 

Kids pick their nose and don't bath unless you make them. Cats keep themselves neat and clear with no urging at all.

 

Cats are very agreeable when it comes to your choice in television or music. Kids insist on Purple Dinosaurs and hip-hop.

 

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Luc

Posted

:lol: That is SO true!

 

And you know...if you put up a sign "Free Kittens" EVERYONE calls and wants one. If you put up a sign "Free Kid" you will be waiting until you die for that phone to ring.

Boxerdude

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Oh how I agree. I have the same thing my bogs. Kid's, no way. You can't just give them a treat and put them in a 4 ft kennel and walk away for awhile!! LOL Kid's also cost a lot of $$$. I like the fact my dogs love me even if I scold them. All they want to do is please. Kids are "please me or else."

 

David

NateB

Posted

Aww :( thas not nice, imma good kid :P

 

But hehe, i liked that :P

 

-Nate

Camy

Posted

Kids can live upwards on ninety years so if the kid is a spaz, your stuck with him for life. Cats only live about 10 or 20 years tops so if you get a spaz cat, you'll probably outlive him.

For shame. The term is Spastic. Not spaz, spazmo, dweeby, crip or lameo twat.

 

Anyway you wouldn't get a spaz cat - it would be murdered at birth ... as for kids: roll on governmentally controlled eugenics. Much better for the countries bottom line. Just put a tick in the box. Oh yeah!

AFriendlyFace

Posted

:lmao::lol:

 

That was very amusing, James! :funny:

Camy

Posted

Sorry Camy. I didn't mean to be offensive.

You weren't really - more the mood I was in. I could explain but we'd all be comatose in minutes.

I hereby strike the word spaz and replace it with doofus.

:2thumbs: I've got four of them!

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