Cats are better than Kids!
Cats are superior to kids in all respects.
Forget to feed a cat and he will go out and kill something. Try that with kids and the welfare will come after you.
Cats kill vermin. Kids attract vermin.
Kids are messy. Cats, with the exception of litter-box and cat-fur, are exceptionally clean.
Cats are independent. Kids are always whining "Mummy, Mummy!"
Kids are noisy. Cats are usually quiet unless they are hungry.
Petting a cat will lower your blood pressure. Dealing with kids will raise it.
Kids bring home their friends to eat. Cats bring home their dinner and offer to share it.
Cats sleep silently on your feet on cold winters nights. Kids get sick, come to your room and barf on your bed.
Kids pick their nose and don't bath unless you make them. Cats keep themselves neat and clear with no urging at all.
Cats are very agreeable when it comes to your choice in television or music. Kids insist on Purple Dinosaurs and hip-hop.
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