Well I wanted to do a "sing along" blog in which people guessed the next lyrics of a song. However, unfortunately I hadn't restarted my computer in about 4 days and I finally gave in on me halfway through .

LOL, but it's been awhile since I blogged so instead I'll include my response to writing prompt # 12. I had fun with it. I did take some "creative license" though. Here was the prompt:

You awake one day to find a giant jar of mayonase about to attack you. Who do you think about? What do you do? Describe the situation.

And my response:

_______________________________

Ding Dong! Ding Dong!

I awoke to the sound of my doorbell ringing. Hurriedly I rolled out of bed, threw on a pair of boxers and a belt, and then rushed from my bedroom, eager to welcome my visitor.

I quickly flung open my frontdoor to find a very cute delivery guy with a HUGE package.

"Hi, are you Mr. A.F. Face?" my handsome caller asked as he looked at the clipboard in his hand.

"Well I guess that's me," I responded hesistantly wondering why he was using my internet pseudonym.

"This is for you then," he said as he wheeled the giant box into my living room. Then as he turned to leave he handed me a small envelop.

"What's this?" I tried to ask, but he was already closing the door behind himself.

Hmmm, how strange, I thought as I looked cautiously at the 10 foot tall box now standing in the middle of the room. Well maybe this well help explain the mystery, I thought as I began to open the envelop. I discovered a brief note written on GA stationary inside.

Oh boy! This is so awesome!!! I thought as I quickly ran to the kitchen and began making a very large brownie sundae. First I warmed the brownie ever so slightly, then I scooped on several generous mounds mint almond ice cream, next I sprayed a copious amount of whipped cream on the whole thing, and finally I sprinkled shredded nuts on top.

"THERE! It's perfect, now all that's left is to add the chocolate syrup!" I said outloud, unable to contain my enthusiasm. I hadn't been this excited since the produce stand ran its sale on leeks.

Finally I opened the box and laboriously removed the giant bottle marked "Extra rich, extra thick chocolate syrup". Carefully I tilted it onto its side and squeezed a generous amount onto the feast which awaited me. Oddly the contents which plopped into my bowl were white.

hmm, must be white chocolate, I thought to myself as I brushed my blonde bangs from my eyes.

Eagerly I grabbed a spoon and took a HUGE bite, swallowing before I had time to even process the taste.

GASP!!!

"This isn't chocolate! This is mayonase!" I blurted out in disgust. Immediately I could feel my arteries clogging and as I had a massive heartattack and fell to the floor I remembered that GA doesn't have stationary. My mind raced as I tried to figure out who could have poisoned me. It was too late though my heart slowly gave out under the pressure of all the fat and greese laden mayo. As I slowly breathed my last breath I thought, well at least I moisturized last night.

Ten minutes later the same delivery guy returned to the home of the fallen chocoholic. He quickly set about stuffing the toxin-containing bottle back into it's crate. Next he layed the box on its side and, placing the corpse inside, he nailed it shut. Finally he wheeled it out and loaded it into his van. As he closed the back doors bright blue lettering became visible.

We don't test our products on animals

then in much smaller writting at the bottom:

(we use verbose gay people who parody themselves in writing prompts instead)

____________________________________

So chapter 2 of Indefensible will be ready to post tomorrow. I hope you guys like it, I had a lot of fun writing it . Please let me know what you think even if you don't like it though

Chapter 3 was finished, but now I'm re-working it a bit. However, it should definitely be ready by next Monday. Chapters 4 and 5 are all planned out in my head so hopefully they hop onto the screen without too much of a struggle.

And lastly, tonight is LittleBuddhaTW's Author Chat. It should be a blast so you guys please make an effort come if you can

I'll hopefully do the blog I intended to do this time next time.

Anyway have an awesome day everyone and take care!

Kevin